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ABabyIsGodSOpinionThatLifeShouldGoOn  
ABadCastingCallCanTActCanTSingBaldingCanDanceALittle  
ABankIsAPlaceWhereTheyLendYouAnUmbrellaInFairWeatherAndAskForItBackWhenItBeginsToRain  
ABigManIsOneWhoMakesUsFeelBiggerWhenWeAreWithHim  
ABoreIsSomeoneWhoPersistsInHoldingHisOwnViewsAfterWeHaveEnlightenedHimWithOurs  
AChampionViewsResistanceAsAGiftOfEnergy  
ACityIsALargeCommunityWherePeopleAreLonesomeTogether  
AClassicIsSomethingThatEveryoneWantsToHaveReadButNobodyWantsToRead  
AClosedMouthGathersNoFoot  
ACommitteeIsAGroupOfTheUnwillingChosenFromTheUnfitToDoTheUnnecessaryAnonymous  
ACommonMistakeThatPeopleMakeWhenTryingToDesignSomethingCompletelyFoolproofIsToUnderestimateTheIngenuityOfCompleteFools  
ACommunityIsLikeAShipEveryoneOughtToBePreparedToTakeTheHelm  
AConservativeGovernmentIsAnOrganisedHypocrisy  
ACountryCanBeJudgedByTheQualityOfItsProverbs  
ACowardIsIncapableOfExhibitingLoveItIsThePrerogativeOfTheBrave  
ACynicIsAManWhoKnowsThePriceOfEverythingAndTheValueOfNothing  
ADayWithoutSunshineIsLikeNight  
ADiplomatIsAManWhoAlwaysRemembersAWomanSBirthdayButNeverRemembersHerAge  
ADressMakesNoSenseUnlessItInspiresMenToWantToTakeItOffYou  
AFailureIsAManWhoHasBlunderedButIsNotAbleToCashInTheExperienceElbertHubbard  
AFeatureIsABugWithSeniority  
AFrenchmanMustAlwaysBeTalkingWhetherOrNotHeKnowsAnythingOfTheMatterOrNotAnEnglishmanIsContentToSayNothingWhenHeHasNothingToSaySamuelJohnson  
AFreudianSlipIsWhenYouSayOneThingButMeanYourMother  
AFriendIsAPersonWithWhomIMayBeSincereBeforeHimIMayThinkAloudRalphWaldoEmerson  
AGoalscorerShouldLetFlyAsSoonAsHeSeesTheGoal  
AGoodLeaderIsAPersonWhoTakesALittleMoreThanHisShareOfTheBlameAndALittleLessThanHisShareOfTheCredit  
AGoodListenerIsAGoodTalkerWithASoreThroat  
AGoodListenerIsNotOnlyPopularEverywhereButAfterAWhileHeGetsToKnowSomethingWilsonMizner  
AGoodManyDramaticSituationsBeginWithScreaming  
AGreatManyPeopleThinkTheyAreThinkingWhenTheyAreMerelyRearrangingTheirPrejudices  
AHeartyLaughGivesOneADryCleaningWhileAGoodCryIsAWetWashPuzantKevorkThomajan  
AHighClassHorseCouldNotWinARaceWithAFeatherOnHisBackIfHeIsNotInCondition  
AJuryConsistsOfTwelvePersonsChosenToDecideWhoHasTheBetterLawyer  
ALawIsValuableNotBecauseItIsLawButBecauseThereIsRightInItHenryWardBeecher  
ALeaderIsADealerInHope  
ALeaderTakesPeopleWhereTheyWantToGoAGreatLeaderTakesPeopleWhereTheyDonTNecessarilyWantToGoButOughtToBe  
ALittleGovernmentAndALittleLuckAreNecessaryInLifeButOnlyAFoolTrustsEitherOfThem  
ALittleLessComplaintAndWhiningAndALittleMoreDoggedWorkAndManlyStrivingWouldDoUsMoreCreditThanAThousandCivilRightsBillsWEBDuBois  
ALittleRebellionNowAndThenIsAGoodThingAndAsNecessaryInThePoliticalWorldAsStormsInThePhysicalThomasJefferson  
ALowVoterTurnoutIsAnIndicationOfFewerPeopleGoingToThePolls  
AManGenerallyHasTwoReasonsForDoingAThingOneThatSoundsGoodAndARealOneJPierpointMorgan  
AManInLoveIsIncompleteUntilHeHasMarriedThenHeSFinished  
AManIsKnownByTheBooksHeReads  
AManIsMeasuredByTheSizeOfThingsThatAngerHim  
AManIsTheSumOfHisActionsOfWhatHeHasDoneOfWhatHeCanDoNothingElseAndreMalraux  
AManIsnTPoorIfHeCanStillLaugh  
AManMustBeBigEnoughToAdmitHisMistakesSmartEnoughToProfitFromThemAndStrongEnoughToCorrectThemJohnCMaxwell  
AManSBestFriendsAreHisTenFingers  
AManSFeetShouldBePlantedInHisCountryButHisEyesShouldSurveyTheWorldGeorgeSantayana  
AManSMotherIsHisMisfortuneButHisWifeIsHisFaultWalterBagehot  
AManWhoHasNeverGoneToSchoolMayStealFromAFreightCarButIfHeHasAUniversityEducationHeMayStealTheWholeRailroadFranklinDRoosevelt  
AManWillFightHarderForHisInterestsThanForHisRights  
AManWrappedUpInHimselfMakesAVerySmallBundle  
AMetaphorIsLikeASimile  
ANuclearPowerPlantIsInfinitelySaferThanEatingBecause300PeopleChokeToDeathOnFoodEveryYearDixyLeeRay  
APeopleThatValuesItsPrivilegesAboveItsPrinciplesSoonLosesBoth  
APlausibleImpossibilityIsAlwaysPreferableToAnUnconvincingPossibility  
APoliticianIsAnAnimalWhichCanSitOnAFenceAndYetKeepBothEarsToTheGround  
APoorLifeThisIfFullOfCareWeHaveNoTimeToStandAndStareWilliamHenryDavies  
APoundOfPluckIsWorthATonOfLuck  
APrecedentEmbalmsAPrinciple  
AReligionIsAHeresyWithAnAdequateArmy  
ARollingStoneGathersMomentum  
ASequelIsAnAdmissionThatYouVeBeenReducedToImitatingYourself  
AShipIsAlwaysReferredToAsSheBecauseItCostsSoMuchToKeepOneInPaintAndPowderChesterNimitz  
ASingleDeathIsATragedyAMillionDeathsIsAStatisticJosephStalin  
ASingleFactCanSpoilAGoodArgument  
ASocietyGrowsGreatWhenOldMenPlantTreesWhoseShadeTheyKnowTheyShallNeverSitIn  
AStanfordResearchGroupAdvertisedForParticipantsInAStudyOfObsessiveCompulsiveDisorderTheyWereLookingForTherapyClientsWhoHadBeenDiagnosedWithThisDisorderTheResponseWasGratifyingTheyGot3000ResponsesAboutThreeDaysAfteAnonymous  
ASuccessfulManIsOneWhoCanLayAFirmFoundationWithTheBricksThatOthersThrowAtHim  
AVisionaryIsOneWhoCanFindHisWayByMoonlightAndSeeTheDawnBeforeTheRestOfTheWorldOscarWilde  
AWiseAndFrugalGovernmentWhichShallRestrainMenFromInjuringOneAnotherWhichShallLeaveThemOtherwiseFreeToRegulateTheirOwnPursuitsOfIndustryAndImprovementAndShallNotTakeFromTheMouthOfLabourTheBreadItHasEarnedThisIThomasJefferson  
AbortionIsAdvocatedOnlyByPersonsWhoHaveThemselvesBeenBorn  
AboveAllThingsIHopeTheEducationOfTheCommonPeopleWillBeAttendedToConvincedThatOnTheirGoodSenseWeMayRelyWithTheMostSecurityForThePreservationOfADueDegreeOfLibertyThomasJefferson  
AbsoluteLibertyIsAbsenceOfRestraintResponsibilityIsRestraintThereforeTheIdeallyFreeIndividualIsResponsibleToHimselfHenryBrooksAdams  
AcceptanceOfWhatHasHappenedIsTheFirstStepToOvercomingTheConsequencesOfAnyMisfortune  
AccidentAConditionInWhichPresenceOfMindIsGoodButAbsenceOfBodyIsBetterAnonymous  
AdamWasButHumanThisExplainsItAllHeDidNotWantTheAppleForTheAppleSSakeHeWantedItOnlyBecauseItWasForbiddenTheMistakeWasInNotForbiddingTheSerpentThenHeWouldHaveEatenTheSerpentMarkTwain  
AddressesAreGivenToUsToConcealOurWhereabouts  
AdviceToPersonsAboutToMarryDonT  
AfterYouVeDoneAThingTheSameWayForTwoYearsLookItOverCarefullyAfterFiveYearsLookAtItWithSuspicionAndAfterTenYearsThrowItAwayAndStartAllOverAlfredEdwardPerlman  
AgainAndAgainTheImpossibleProblemIsSolvedWhenWeSeeThatTheProblemIsOnlyAToughDecisionWaitingToBeMadeRobertSchuller  
AlcoholIsAVeryNecessaryArticleItMakesLifeBearableForMillionsOfPeopleWhoCouldNotEndureItSExistenceIfTheyWereQuiteSober  
AllAnimalsAreEqualButSomeAnimalsAreMoreEqualThanOthers  
AllColoursWillAgreeInTheDark  
AllEasyProblemsHaveAlreadyBeenSolved  
AllGovernmentIndeedEveryHumanBenefitAndEnjoymentEveryVirtueAndEveryPrudentActIsFoundedOnCompromiseAndBarterEdmundBurke  
AllLifeSAnswersAreOnTV  
AllMankindLovesALover  
AllMenAreLiableToErrorAndMostMenAreInManyPointsByPassionOrInterestUnderTemptationToItJohnLocke  
AllMenShouldFreelyUseThoseSevenWordsWhichHaveThePowerToMakeAnyMarriageRunSmoothlyYouKnowDearYouMayBeRightAnonymous  
AllMenThinkAllMenAreMortalButThemselves  
AllOurKnowledgeMerelyHelpsUsToDieAMorePainfulDeathThanAnimalsThatKnowNothing  
AllRightYouWorthlessVerminNoMoreMisterNicePopeCerebus  
AllTheThingsIReallyLikeToDoAreEitherIllegalImmoralOrFatteningAlexanderWoollcott  
AllThisButtoningAndUnbuttoning  
AllWeAreSayingIsGivePeaceAChance  
AllWomenBecomeLikeTheirMothersThatIsTheirTragedyNoManDoesThatSHis  
AllYouHaveToDoToProtectYourselfFromRadiationIsToGoDownToTheBottomOfYourSwimmingPoolAndHoldYourBreath  
AlwaysAcknowledgeAFaultThisWillThrowThoseInAuthorityOffTheirGuardAndGiveYouAnOpportunityToCommitMore  
AlwaysBeALittleKinderThanNecessary  
AlwaysBeNiceToThoseYoungerThanYouBecauseTheyAreTheOnesWhoWillBeWritingAboutYouCyrilConnolly  
AlwaysBorrowMoneyFromAPessimistTheyDonTExpectToBePaidBack  
AlwaysDoRightThisWillGratifySomePeopleAndAstonishTheRest  
AlwaysDoWhatYouAreAfraidToDo  
AlwaysGoToOtherPeopleSFuneralsOtherwiseTheyWonTComeToYoursYogiBerra  
AlwaysListenToExpertsTheyLlTellYouWhatCanTBeDoneAndWhyThenDoItRobertHeilein  
AlwaysQuestionAlwaysAnalyseButInTheEndSuspendJudgementUntilYouVeBeenThereLiveItToLearnItMarkMcClinchie  
AlwaysTryToDoThingsInChronologicalOrderItSLessConfusingThatWay  
AmericaIsTheOnlyNationInHistoryWhichMiraculouslyHasGoneDirectlyFromBarbarismToDegenerationWithoutTheUsualIntervalOfCivilisation  
AmericaSAbundanceWasNotCreatedByPublicSacrificesToTheCommonGoodButByTheProductiveGeniusOfFreeMenWhoPursuedTheirOwnPersonalInterestsAndTheMakingOfTheirOwnPrivateFortunesAynRand  
AmericansHaveDifferentWaysOfSayingThingsTheySayElevatorWeSayLiftTheySayPresidentWeSayStupidPsychopathicGitAlexiSayle  
AmericansIndeedAllFreemenRememberThatInTheFinalChoiceASoldierSPackIsNotSoHeavyABurdenAsAPrisonerSChainsDwightDEisenhower  
AnAristocracyInARepublicIsLikeAChickenWhoseHeadHasBeenCutOffItMayRunAboutInALivelyWayButInFactItIsDeadNancyMitford  
AnArmedSocietyIsAPoliteSociety  
AnEconomistIsAnExpertWhoWillKnowTomorrowWhyTheThingsHePredictedYesterdayDidnTHappenToday  
AnEnglishmanEvenIfHeIsAloneFormsAnOrderlyQueueOfOneGeorgeMikes  
AnExpertIsAManWhoHasMadeAllTheMistakesWhichCanBeMadeInANarrowFieldNielsBohr  
AnExpertIsAPersonWhoAvoidsSmallErrorAsHeSweepsOnToTheGrandFallacy  
AnExpertIsAPersonWhoAvoidsTheSmallErrorsWhileSweepingOnToTheGrandFallacy  
AnExpertIsOneWhoKnowsMoreAndMoreAboutLessAndLess  
AnHonestPoliticianIsOneWhoWhenHeIsBoughtWillStayBoughtSimonCameron  
AnOptimistIsAGuyThatHasNeverHadMuchExperience  
AnOunceOfEmotionIsEqualToATonOfFacts  
AnarchyMayNotBeTheBestFormOfGovernmentButItSBetterThanNoGovernmentAtAllAnonymous  
AndComputersAreGettingSmarterAllTheTimeScientistsTellUsThatSoonTheyWillBeAbleToTalkToUsByTheyIMeanComputersIDoubtScientistsWillEverBeAbleToTalkToUsDaveBarry  
AndNowTheSequenceOfEventsInParticularOrder  
AndOfCourseYouHaveTheCommercialsWhereSavvyBusinessPeopleGetAheadByUsingTheirMacintoshComputersToCreateTheUltimateAmericanBusinessProductAReallySharpLookingReportDaveBarry  
AndSoMyFellowAmericansAskNotWhatYourCountryCanDoForYouAskWhatYouCanDoForYourCountryJohnFKennedy  
AndWhenWeThinkWeLeadWeAreMostLedLordByron  
AnyColourSoLongAsItSBlack  
AnyCowardCanSitInHisHomeAndCriticiseAPilotForFlyingIntoAMountainInAFogButIWouldRatherByFarDieOnAMountainsideThanInBedWhatKindOfManWouldLiveWhereThereIsNoDaringAndIsLifeSoDearThatWeShouldBlameMenForCharlesLindberghJr  
AnyFoolCanTellTheTruthButItRequiresAManOfSomeSenseToKnowHowToLieWellSamuelButler  
AnyLawThatTakesHoldOfAManSDailyLifeCannotPrevailInACommunityUnlessTheVastMajorityOfTheCommunityAreActivelyInFavourOfItTheLawsThatAreTheMostOperativeAreTheLawsWhichProtectLifeHenryWardBeecher  
AnyPartyWhichTakesCreditForTheRainMustNotBeSurprisedIfItsOpponentsBlameItForTheDrought  
AnyShotThatScoresIsAGoodShot  
AnyTechnologyDistinguishableFromMagicIsInsufficientlyAdvanced  
AnyTimeDetroitScoresMoreThan100PointsAndHoldsTheOtherTeamBelow100PointsTheyAlmostAlwaysWinDougCollinsBasketballCommentator  
AnyoneCanCountTheSeedsInAnAppleNoOneCanCountTheApplesInASeed  
AnyoneWhoCanWalkToTheWelfareOfficeCanWalkToWork  
AnyoneWhoConductsAnArgumentByAppealingToAuthorityIsNotUsingHisIntelligenceHeIsJustUsingHisMemory  
AnyoneWhoGoesToAPsychiatristOughtToHaveHisHeadExamined  
AnyoneWhoIsnTConfusedReallyDoesnTUnderstandTheSituation  
AnythingIsGoodAndUsefulIfItSMadeOfChocolate  
AnythingIsPossibleIHaveSeenBestieRefuseADrinkAndIVeSeenEmlynHughesBuyOne  
ApplyingComputerTechnologyIsSimplyFindingTheRightWrenchToPoundInTheCorrectScrew  
ArtificialIntelligenceIsNoMatchForNaturalStupidity  
ArtificialIntelligenceIsTheStudyOfHowToMakeRealComputersActLikeTheOnesInMovies  
AsAGeneralRuleTheFreedomOfAnyPeopleCanBeJudgedByTheVolumeOfTheirLaughterAnonymous  
AsAMotherIKnowThatHomosexualsCannotBiologicallyReproduceChildrenThereforeTheyMustRecruitOurChildrenAnitaBryant  
AsARuleHeOrSheWhoHasTheMostInformationWillHaveTheGreatestSuccessInLifeDisraeli  
AsLongAsPeopleWillAcceptCrapItWillBeFinanciallyProfitableToDispenseItDickCavett  
AsLongAsWeAreLuckyWeAttributeItToOurSmartnessOurBadLuckWeGiveTheGodsCreditFor  
AsOf1992TheyReCalledEuropeanEconomicCommunityFriesAnonymous  
AsYouJourneyThroughLifeTakeAMinuteEveryNowAndThenToGiveAThoughtForTheOtherFellowHeCouldBePlottingSomething  
AskAManWhichWayHeIsGoingToVoteAndHeWillProbablyTellYouAskHimHoweverWhyAndVaguenessIsAllBernardLevin  
AskingWhoOughtToBeTheBossIsLikeAskingWhoOughtToBeTheTenorInTheQuartetObviouslyTheManWhoCanSingTenorHenryFord  
AssassinationIsTheExtremeFormOfCensorship  
BadOfficialsAreElectedByGoodCitizensWhoDoNotVote  
BadTasteIsSimplySayingTheTruthBeforeItShouldBeSaid  
BaseballIs90PercentMentalAndTheOtherHalfIsPhysical  
BeContentWithYourLotOneCannotBeFirstInEverything  
BeKindToUnkindPeopleTheyNeedItTheMost  
BeLikeADuckCalmOnTheSurfaceButAlwaysPaddlingLikeTheDickensUnderneathMichaelCaine  
BePoliteToAllButIntimateWithFewThomasJefferson  
BeSmarterThanOtherPeopleJustDonTTellThemSoHJacksonBrownJr  
BeWiselyWorldlyBeNotWorldlyWiseFrancisQuarles  
BeautyIsOnlySkinDeepButUglyGoesClearToTheBoneMurphysLaw  
BeautyWithoutGraceIsTheHookWithoutTheBait  
BecauseEveryoneUsesLanguageToTalkEveryoneThinksHeCanTalkAboutLanguageJohannWolfgangVonGoethe  
BecauseJustAsGoodMoralsIfTheyAreToBeMaintainedHaveNeedOfTheLawsSoTheLawsIfTheyAreToBeObservedHaveNeedOfGoodMoralsNiccolMachiavelli  
BeforeGodWeAreEquallyWiseAndEquallyFoolish  
BeforeYouKillSomethingMakeSureYouHaveSomethingBetterToReplaceItWithSomethingBetterThanPoliticalOpportunistSlammingHateHorseShitInThePublicPark  
BeginningTodayTreatEveryoneYouMeetAsIfTheyWereGoingToBeDeadByMidnightExtendToThemAllTheCareKindnessAndUnderstandingYouCanMusterAndDoItWithNoThoughtOfAnyRewardYourLifeWillNeverBeTheSameAgainOgMandino  
BeingInPowerIsLikeBeingALadyIfYouHaveToTellPeopleYouAreYouArenTMargaretThatcher  
BelieveThoseWhoAreSeekingTheTruthDoubtThoseWhoFindIt  
BetterAnOunceOfLuckThanAPoundOfGold  
BetterByFarYouShouldForgetAndSmileThatYouShouldRememberAndBeSad  
BetterToRemainSilentAndBeThoughtAFoolThenToSpeakOutAndRemoveAllDoubt  
BetweenTwoEvilsIAlwaysPickTheOneINeverTriedBeforeMaeWest  
BigamyIsHavingOneHusbandTooManyMonogamyIsTheSame  
BiteTheWaxTadpole  
BobbyKnightToldMeThisThereIsNothingThatAGoodDefenseCannotBeatABetterOffenceInOtherWordsAGoodOffenceWins  
BoysWillBeBoysAndSoWillALotOfMiddleAgedMenKinHubbard  
BrainResearchersEstimateThatYourUnconsciousDataBaseOutweighsTheConsciousOnAnOrderExceedingTenMillionToOneThisDataBaseIsTheSourceOfYouHiddenNaturalGeniusInOtherWordsAPartOfYouIsMuchSmarterThanYouAreTheWisePMichaelJGelb  
BrevityIsTheBestRecommendationOfSpeechWhetherInASenatorOrAnOratorCicero  
BrevityIsTheSoulOfWit  
BumperStickerAuntieEmHateYouHateKansasTakingDogDorothyAnonymous  
BumperStickerDANGERIDriveLikeYouDo  
BusinessIsLikeAWheelbarrowNothingEverHappensUntilYouStartPushing  
ButIMNotSoThinkAsYouDrunkIAm  
ByAndLargeISeemToHaveMadeMoreMistakesThanAnyOthersOfWhomIKnowButHaveLearnedTherebyToMakeEverSwifterAcknowledgementOfTheErrorsAndThereafterImmediatelySetAboutToDealMoreEffectivelyWithTheTruthsDisclosedByTheAcknBuckminsterFuller  
BySwallowingEvilWordsUnsaidNoOneHasEverHarmedHisStomachSirWinstonChurchill  
ByTheTimeYouSayYouReHisShiveringAndSighingAndHeVowsHisPassionIsInfiniteUndyingLadyMakeANoteOfThisOneOfYouIsLyingDorothyParker  
CallItWhatYouWillIncentivesAreWhatGetPeopleToWorkHarderNikitaKrushchev  
CanGodWriteACheckForASumSoLargeThatHeCanTCoverItICanIfGodCanTWhatDoesThatSayAboutHisOmnipotenceDaniZweig  
CanHeresyItselfBeALegitimateReligion  
CensorshipLikeCharityShouldBeginAtHomeButUnlikeCharityItShouldEndThereClareBootheLuce  
ChampionsKnowThatSuccessIsInevitableThatThereIsNoSuchThingAsFailureOnlyFeedbackTheyKnowThatTheBestWayToForecastTheFutureIsToCreateItMichaelJGelb  
ChanceFavoursThePreparedMind  
CharacterConsistsOfWhatYouDoOnTheThirdAndFourthTries  
CharacterIsDoingWhatSRightWhenNobodySLooking  
CharacterIsMuchEasierKeptThanRecovered  
CharacterIsPower  
ChecksAndBalancesDoesNotMeanWritingTheChecksWhileIgnoringTheBalances  
CheerUpTheWorstIsYetToCome  
ChildrenAreNaturalMimicsWhoActLikeTheirParentsDespiteEveryEffortToTeachThemGoodManners  
ChristDiedForOurSinsDareWeMakeHisMartyrdomMeaninglessByNotCommittingThem  
CinemaShouldMakeYouForgetYouAreSittingInATheatre  
ClassHasASenseOfHumourItKnowsThatAGoodLaughIsTheBestLubricantForOilingTheMachineryOfHumanRelationsClassNeverMakesExcusesItTakesItsLumpsAndLearnsFromPastMistakesClassBespeaksAnAristocracyUnrelatedToAncestorsOr  
ClassIsHowYouTreatPeopleWhoCanDoNothingForYou  
CloneN1AnExactDuplicateAsInOurProductIsACloneOfTheirProduct2AShoddySpuriousCopyAsInTheirProductIsACloneOfOurProductAnonymous  
ClothesMakeTheManNakedPeopleHaveLittleOrNoInfluenceOnSociety  
ColeSLawThinlySlicedCabbage  
CollegeIsnTThePlaceToGoForIdeas  
ComedyIsTragedyPlusTime  
CommonSenseInAnUncommonDegreeIsWhatTheWorldCallsWisdom  
CommonSenseIsTheCollectionOfPrejudicesAcquiredByAgeEighteen  
ComputerAMillionMoronsWorkingAtTheSpeedOfLight  
ComputersAreNotIntelligentTheyOnlyThinkTheyAre  
ComputersCanFigureOutAllKindsOfProblemsExceptTheThingsInTheWorldThatJustDonTAddUpAnonymous  
ComputersWillNotBePerfectedUntilTheyCanComputeHowMuchMoreThanTheEstimateTheJobWillCost  
CondenseSoupNotBooksAnonymous  
ConditionsAreNeverJustRightPeopleWhoDelayActionUntilAllFactorsAreFavourableDoNothing  
ConfusionIsTheWelcomeMatAtTheDoorOfCreativity  
ConscienceIsTheInnerVoiceThatWarnsUsThatSomeoneMightBeLooking  
ConscienceIsWhatHurtsWhenEverythingElseFeelsSoGood  
ConsciousIsWhenYouAreAwareOfSomethingAndConscienceIsWhenYouWishYouWerenTAnonymous  
ContinentalPeopleHaveASexLifeTheEnglishHaveHotWaterBottles  
ConversationIsOneOfTheGreatestPleasuresOfLifeButItWantsLeisure  
CopyFromOneItSPlagiarismCopyFromTwoItSResearchAnonymous  
CourageIsFearHoldingOnAMinuteLonger  
CourageIsGraceUnderPressure  
CourageIsResistanceToFearMasteryOfFearNotAbsenceOfFearMarkTwain  
CrazyPeopleWhoAreProductiveAreGeniusesCrazyPeopleWhoAreRichAreEccentricCrazyPeopleWhoAreNeitherProductiveNorRichAreJustPlainCrazyGeniusesAndCrazyPeopleAreBothOutInTheMiddleOfADeepOceanGeniusesSwimCrazyPeopleMichaelJGelb  
CrimeDoesNotPayAsWellAsPolitics  
DemocracyAndSocialismHaveNothingInCommonButOneWordEqualityButNoticeTheDifferenceWhileDemocracySeeksEqualityInLibertySocialismSeeksEqualityInRestraintAndServitudeAlexisDeTocqueville  
DemocracyIsAProcessByWhichThePeopleAreFreeToChooseTheManWhoWillGetTheBlame  
DemocracyIsMobRuleButWithIncomeTaxesAnonymous  
DependOnTheRabbitSFootIfYouWillButRememberItDidnTWorkForTheRabbitREShay  
DestinyIsNotAMatterOfChanceItIsAMatterOfChoiceItIsNotAThingToBeWaitedForItIsAThingToBeAchievedWilliamJenningsBryan  
DidYouEverExpectACorporationToHaveAConscienceWhenItHasNoSoulToBeDamnedAndNoBodyToBeKickedEdwardThurlow  
DifferenceOfReligionBreedsMoreQuarrelsThanDifferenceOfPolitics  
DiligenceIsTheMotherOfGoodLuck  
DiplomacyIsTheArtOfSayingNiceDoggieTillYouCanFindARockWynnCatlin  
DiplomatsAreJustAsEssentialToStartingAWarAsSoldiersAreForFinishingItYouTakeDiplomacyOutOfWarAndTheThingWouldFallFlatInAWeekWillRogers  
DoINotLikeThat  
DoNotFollowWhereThePathMayLeadGoInsteadWhereThereIsNoPathAndLeaveATrail  
DoNotQuenchYourInspirationAndYourImaginationDoNotBecomeTheSlaveOfYourModel  
DoNotTakeLifeTooSeriouslyYouWillNeverGetOutOfItAlive  
DoYouKnowWhatILikeAboutTheIrishTeamTheyAreTheOnlyTeamToWhoComeOffAtTheEndOfTheGameAndAskWhoWonSpikeMilligan  
DoYouThinkThatWhenTheyAskedGeorgeWashingtonForIDThatHeJustWhippedOutAQuarter  
DoYourDamnedestInAnOstentatiousMannerAllTheTime  
DogsComeWhenTheyAreCalledCatsHaveAnsweringMachinesAndMayGetBackToYou  
DoingEasilyWhatOthersFindDifficultIsTalentDoingWhatIsImpossibleForTalentIsGenius  
DonTAcceptYourDogSAdmirationAsConclusiveEvidenceThatYouAreWonderful  
DonTDoDrugsBecauseIfYouDoDrugsYouLlGoToPrisonAndDrugsAreReallyExpensiveInPrisonJohnHardwick  
DonTGoAroundSayingTheWorldOwesYouALivingTheWorldOwesYouNothingItWasHereFirst  
DonTHaveABattleOfWitsWithAnUnarmedOpponent  
DonTLetSchoolInterfereWithYourEducation  
DonTPanic  
DorothyMacMillianWhatAreYouLookingForwardToNowMadameDeGualleAPenisGeneralDeGualleMyDearIThinkTheEnglishDonTPronounceTheWordQuiteLikeThatItSNotAPenisButAppiness  
DoubtIsNotAPleasantConditionButCertaintyIsAbsurdFrancisMVoltaire  
DoubtIsUncomfortableCertaintyIsRidiculousFrancisMVoltaire  
DramaIsLifeWithTheDullBitsCutOut  
DrawingOnMyFineCommandOfLanguageISaidNothingAnonymous  
DueToBudgetaryRestraintsTheLightAtTheEndOfTheTunnelWillBeShutOffUntilFurtherNoticeAnonymous  
EaglesDonTFlockYouHaveToFindThemOneAtATime  
EconomicsIsWarPursuedByOtherMeans  
EducationIsAMethodWherebyOneAcquiresAHigherGradeOfPrejudices  
EducationIsAProgressiveDiscoveryOfOurOwnIgnorance  
EducationIsTheAbilityToListenToAlmostAnythingWithoutLosingYourTemperOrYourSelfConfidence  
EducationIsTheMostPowerfulWeaponWhichYouCanUseToChangeTheWorld  
EducationIsWhatSurvivesWhenWhatHasBeenLearnedHasBeenForgotten  
EducationMakesPeopleEasyToLeadButDifficultToDriveEasyToGovernButImpossibleToEnslaveHenryBrougham  
EmployThyTimeWellIfThouMeanestToGainLeisureBenjaminFranklin  
EnglandAndAmericaAreTwoCountriesDividedByACommonLanguage  
EschewObfuscation  
EvenIfYouReOnTheRightTrackYouLlGetRunOverIfYouJustSitThereArthurGodfrey  
EveryAbsurdityHasAChampionToDefendItForErrorIsAlwaysTalkativeOliverGoldsmith  
EveryGreatMistakeHasAHalfWayMomentASplitSecondWhenItCanBeRecalledAndPerhapsRemediedPearlBuck  
EveryManIMeetIsInSomeWayMySuperior  
EveryManIsDishonestWhoLivesUponTheLabourOfOthersNoMatterIfHeOccupiesAThroneRobertGreenIngersoll  
EveryRevolutionaryIdeaInSciencePoliticsArtOrWhateverEvokesThreeStagesOfReactionInAHearer1ItIsCompletelyImpossibleDonTWasteMyTime2ItIsPossibleButItIsNotWorthDoing3ISaidItWasAGoodIdeaAllAlongAnonymous  
EveryTimeHistoryRepeatsItselfThePriceGoesUp  
EveryWomanShouldMarryAndNoMan  
EverybodyWantsToGoToHeavenButNobodyWantsToDieJoeLouis  
EveryoneHasHisDayAndSomeDaysLastLongerThanOthers  
EverythingIsFunnyAsLongAsItIsHappeningToSomeoneElse  
EverythingSInTheMindThatSWhereItAllStartsKnowingWhatYouWantIsTheFirstStepTowardGettingIt  
EverythingThatIsReallyGreatAndInspiringIsCreatedByTheIndividualWhoCanLabourInFreedom  
EvilWillAlwaysTriumphBecauseGoodIsDumbRickMoranis  
ExaminationsAreFormidableEvenToTheBestPreparedForTheGreatestFoolMayAskMoreThanTheWisestManCanAnswerCharlesCalebColton  
ExcellenceInAnyDepartmentCanBeAttainedOnlyByTheLabourOfALifetimeItIsNotToBePurchasedAtALesserPrice  
ExcessOnOccasionIsExhilaratingItPreventsModerationFromAcquiringTheDeadeningEffectOfAHabit  
ExcusesAreLikeAssholesEveryoneHasOneAndTheyAllStinkUSMarineProverb  
ExpectNothingLiveFrugallyOnSurprise  
ExpectingSomethingForNothingIsTheMostPopularFormOfHope  
ExpectingTheWorldToTreatYouFairlyBecauseYouAreAGoodPersonIsALittleLikeExpectingTheBullNotToAttackYouBecauseYouAreAVegetarian  
ExpenditureRisesToMeetIncome  
ExperienceIsADearTeacherButFoolsWillLearnAtNoOtherBenjaminFranklin  
ExperienceIsNotWhatHappensToYouItIsWhatYouDoWithWhatHappensToYou  
ExperienceIsTheNameEveryoneGivesToHisMistakes  
FactsAreStubbornThingsAndWhateverMayBeOurWishesOurInclinationsOrTheDictatesOfOurPassionsTheyCannotAlterTheStateOfFactsAndEvidenceJohnQuincyAdams  
FactsDoNotCeaseToExistBecauseTheyAreIgnored  
FailingDoesnTMakeYouAFailureGivingUpAcceptingYourFailureRefusingToTryAgainDoesRichardExely  
FailingOrganisationsAreUsuallyOverManagedAndUnderLed  
FailureIsOnlyPostponedSuccessAsLongAsCourageCoachesAmbitionTheHabitOfPersistenceIsTheHabitOfVictoryHerbertKaufman  
FailureIsTheOpportunityToBeginAgainMoreIntelligentlyHenryFord  
FaithIsTheQualityThatEnablesYouToEatBlackberryJamOnAPicnicWithoutLookingToSeeWhetherTheSeedsMove  
FarBetterIsItToDareMightyThingsToWinGloriousTriumphsEvenThoughChequeredByFailureThanToTakeRankWithThosePoorSpiritsWhoNeitherEnjoyMuchNorSufferMuchBecauseTheyLiveInTheGreyTwilightThatKnowsNotVictoryOrDefeatTheodoreRoosevelt  
FewRichMenOwnTheirOwnPropertyThePropertyOwnsThem  
FidelityPurchasedWithMoneyMoneyCanDestroySeneca  
FightForYourOpinionsButDoNotBelieveThatTheyContainTheWholeTruthOrTheOnlyTruthCharlesADana  
FightOrganizedCrimeStampOutTheIRS  
FiguresWonTLieButLiarsWillFigureCharlesHGrosvenor  
FindAJobYouLikeAndYouAddFiveDaysToEveryWeekHJacksonBrownJr  
FindExpressionForASorrowAndItWillBecomeDearToYouFindExpressionForAJoyAndYouWillIntensifyItsEcstasyAnonymous  
FindOutWhatYouLikeDoingBestAndGetSomeoneToPayYouForDoingIt  
FirstLoveIsOnlyALittleFoolishnessAndALotOfCuriosityNoReallySelfRespectingWomanWouldTakeAdvantageOfIt  
FootballIsTheFourthMostPopularSportInAmericaAfterAmericanFootballBaseballBasketballAndIceHockeyAlanParry  
ForCenturiesPeopleThoughtTheMoonWasMadeOfGreenCheeseThenTheAstronautsFoundThatTheMoonIsReallyABigHardRockThatSWhatHappensToCheeseWhenYouLeaveItOutAnonymous  
ForNASASpaceIsStillAHighPriorityJDanforthQuayle  
ForSevenAndAHalfYearsIVeWorkedAlongsidePresidentReaganWeVeHadTriumphsMadeSomeMistakesWeVeHadSomeSexUhSetbacks  
ForTheHandThatRocksTheCradleIsTheHandThatRulesTheWorld  
ForgiveYourEnemiesButNeverForgetTheirNamesJohnFKennedy  
FormIsTransitoryClassIsPermanentVivRichards  
FrankDoesnTHaveToFightInJanuaryThereAre12OtherMonthsInTheYear  
FrankOConnerGrowsOnYouLikeACancerFrankOConner  
FreePeopleRememberThisMaximWeMayAcquireLibertyButItIsNeverRecoveredIfItIsOnceLostJeanJacquesRousseau  
FreedomFromTheDesireForAnAnswerIsEssentialToTheUnderstandingOfAProblem  
FreedomIsBeingAbleToLiveWithTheConsequencesOfYourDecisions  
FriendshipIsLikeMoneyEasierMadeThanKeptSamuelButler  
FromEachAccordingToHisAbilitiesToEachAccordingToHisNeedsKarlMarx  
FromTheMomentIPickedItUntilTheMomentILaidItDownIWasConvulsedWithLaughterSomeDayIIntendReadingItGrouchoMarx  
GamblingTheSureWayOfGettingNothingForSomething  
GeniusIsNothingButAGreatAptitudeForPatience  
GeniusIsOnePerCentInspirationNinetyNinePerCentPerspirationThomasAlvaEdison  
GeniusMayHaveItsLimitationsButStupidityIsNotThusHandicappedElbertHubbard  
GetAGoodIdeaAndStayWithItDogItAndWorkAtItUntilItSDoneRightWaltDisney  
GetYourFactsFirstAndThenYouCanDistortThemAsMuchAsYouPleaseMarkTwain  
GettingDivorcedJustBecauseYouDonTLoveAManIsAlmostAsSillyAsGettingMarriedJustBecauseYouDo  
GiveMeControlOverANationSCurrencyAndICareNotWhoMakesItsLawsMayerAmschelRothschild  
GiveMeSixLinesWrittenByTheMostHonourableOfMenAndIWillFindAnExcuseInThemToHangHimCardinalDeRichelieu  
GiveUsTheLuxuriesOfLifeAndWeLlDispenseWithTheNecessaries  
GivenAChoiceBetweenTwoTheoriesTakeTheOneWhichIsFunnierAnonymous  
GoPeacefullyAmongstTheThingsEdwinaEddieOnABSOLUTELYFABULOUS  
GoToHeavenForTheClimateHellForTheCompanyMarkTwain  
GodGiveUsGraceToAcceptWithSerenityTheThingsThatCannotBeChangedCourageToChangeTheThingsWhichShouldBeChangedAndTheWisdomToDistinguishTheOneFromTheOtherReinholdNiebuhr  
GodHasBeenReplacedAsHeHasAllOverTheWestWithRespectabilityAndAirConditioningImamuAmiriBaraka  
GolfIsAGoodWalkSpoiled  
GoodCommunicationIsAsStimulatingAsBlackCoffeeAndJustAsHardToSleepAfterAnneMorrowLindbergh  
GoodExecutivesNeverPutOffUntilTomorrowWhatTheyCanGetSomeoneElseToDoToday  
GoodGovernmentGenerallyBeginsInTheFamilyAndIfTheMoralCharacterOfAPeopleOnceDegenerateTheirPoliticalCharacterMustSoonFollowEliasBoudinot  
GoodJudgementComesFromExperienceAndExperienceWellThatComesFromPoorJudgementAnonymous  
GoodLeadersMustFirstBecomeGoodServants  
GoodLuckIsALazyManSEstimateOfAWorkerSSuccess  
GoodOrderIsTheFoundationOfAllThings  
GoodTasteIsBetterThanBadTasteButBadTasteIsBetterThanNoTasteArnoldBennett  
GoodwillAndArtilleryWillGetYouMoreThanGoodwillAloneAnytime  
GovernmentCannotMakeUsEqualItCanOnlyRecogniseRespectAndProtectUsAsEqualBeforeTheLawClarenceThomas  
GovernmentIsLikeABabyAnAlimentaryCanalWithABigAppetiteAtOneEndAndNoSenseOfResponsibilityAtTheOther  
GovernmentSViewOfTheEconomyCouldBeSummedUpInAFewShortPhrasesIfItMovesTaxItIfItKeepsMovingRegulateItAndIfItStopsMovingSubsidiseItRonaldReagan  
GreatDeedsAreUsuallyWroughtAtGreatRisks  
GreatIsTheArtOfBeginningButGreaterIsTheArtOfEndingHenryWadsworthLongfellow  
GreatLiteratureIsSimplyLanguageChargedWithMeaningToTheUtmostPossibleDegree  
GuidelinesForBureaucratsWhenInChargePonderWhenInTroubleDelegateWhenInDoubtMumble  
GunControlIsHittingYourTarget  
GunsAreAlwaysTheBestMethodForAPrivateSuicideDrugsAreTooChancyYouMightMiscalculateTheDosageAndJustHaveAGoodTime  
HalfOfThePeopleInTheWorldAreBelowAverage  
HappinessIsNotSoMuchInHavingAsSharingWeMakeALivingByWhatWeGetButWeMakeALifeByWhatWeGiveNormanMacEwan  
HappyCampersYouHaveBeenHappyCampersYouAreAndHappyCampersYouWillAlwaysBeJDanforthQuayle  
HardwareThePartsOfAComputerSystemThatCanBeKicked  
HartleySSecondLawNeverSleepWithAnyoneCrazierThanYourself  
HawaiiHasAlwaysBeenAVeryPivotalRoleInThePacificItIsInThePacificItIsAPartOfTheUnitedStatesThatIsAnIslandThatIsRightHere  
HawaiiIsAUniqueStateItIsASmallStateItIsAStateThatIsByItselfItIsAItIsDifferentThanTheOther49StatesWellAllStatesAreDifferentButItSGotAParticularlyUniqueSituationJDanforthQuayle  
HeDidnTSayThatHeReadWhatWasGivenToHimInASpeech  
HeDoesNotSeemToMeToBeAFreeManWhoDoesNotSometimesDoNothing  
HeFirstDeceasedSheForALittleTriedToLiveWithoutHimLikedItNotAndDiedSirHenryWotton  
HeFoundItInconvenientToBePoor  
HeHasAchievedSuccessWhoHasWorkedWellLaughedOftenAndLovedMuchElbertHubbard  
HeIsTrulyWiseWhoGainsWisdomFromAnotherSMishap  
HeLaughsBestWhoLaughsLast  
HeSGoingToChanceHisArmWithHisLeftFoot  
HeSStillGreenBehindTheEars  
HeThatFallsInLoveWithHimselfWillHaveNoRivals  
HeThatHathATradeHathAnEstateHeThatHathACallingHathAnOfficeOfProfitAndHonour  
HeWhoAsksIsAFoolForFiveMinutesButHeWhoDoesNotAskRemainsAFoolForeverChineseProverb  
HeWhoHesitatesIsNotOnlyLostButMilesFromTheNextExitAnonymous  
HeWhoLosesControlLosesFrankPembleton  
HeWhoOpensASchoolDoorClosesAPrisonVictorHugo  
HeWhoTalksMuchCannotTalkWell  
HereLiesAManWhoKnewHowToEnlistTheServiceOfBetterMenThanHimself  
HeresyIsAnotherWordForFreedomOfThought  
HindsightIsAlwaysTwentyTwenty  
HindsightIsAnExactScience  
HisDoubtsAreBetterThanMostPeopleSCertainties  
HistoryIsMoreOrLessBunk  
HistoryIsNotGoingToBeKindToLiberalsWithTheirMindlessProgramsTheyVeManagedToDoToBlackAmericansWhatSlaveryReconstructionAndRankRacismFoundImpossibleDestroyTheirFamilyAndWorkEthicWalterWilliams  
HistoryIsTheVersionOfPastEventsThatPeopleHaveDecidedToAgreeUpon  
HistorySuggestsThatCapitalismIsANecessaryConditionForPoliticalFreedom  
HistoryTeachesUsThatMenAndNationsBehaveWiselyOnceTheyHaveExhaustedAllOtherAlternatives  
HitchYourWagonToAStar  
HonestyIsTheFirstChapterInTheBookOfWisdom  
HopeIsAGoodBreakfastButItIsABadSupperFrancisBacon  
HorsesJustNaturallyHaveMohawkHaircuts  
HowCanYouTellWhenSourCreamGoesBad  
HowDoYouTellACommunistWellItSSomeoneWhoReadsMarxAndLeninAndHowDoYouTellAnAntiCommunistItSSomeoneWhoUnderstandsMarxAndLeninRonaldReagan  
HowNobleTheLawInItsMajesticEqualityThatBothTheRichAndPoorAreEquallyProhibitedFromPeeingInTheStreetsSleepingUnderBridgesAndStealingBreadAnatoleFrance  
HowToStoreYourBabyWalkerFirstRemoveBabyInstructionsOnBabyWalker  
HumourIsTheShortestDistanceBetweenTwoPeople  
IAmAGreatBelieverInLuckAndIFindThatTheHarderIWorkTheMoreIHaveOfItThomasJefferson  
IAmAJellyDoughnut  
IAmFreeOfAllPrejudicesIHateEveryoneEqually  
IAmHonouredTodayToBeginMyFirstTermAsTheGovernorOfBaltimoreThatIsMarylandWilliamDonaldSchaeferFirstInauguralAddress  
IAmNotPartOfTheProblemIAmARepublican  
IAmNotWantingToMakeTooLongSpeechTonightAsIAmKnowingYourOldEnglishSayingEarlyToBedAndUpWithTheCockHungarianDiplomat  
IAmOnlyOneButStillIAmOneICannotDoEverythingButStillICanDoSomethingIWillNotRefuseToDoTheSomethingICanDoHelenKeller  
IAmProvidingYouWithACopulationOfAnswersToSeveralQuestionsRaised  
IAmReadyToMeetMyMakerButWhetherMyMakerIsPreparedForTheGreatOrdealOfMeetingMeIsAnotherMatterSirWinstonChurchill  
IAmResponsibleOnlyToGodAndHistory  
IAmVeryPatrioticIVeCommittedOneCrimeInMyLifeJohnWalkerConvictedAsASovietSpy  
IBelieveInLookingRealityStraightInTheEyeAndDenyingIt  
IBelieveInLuckHowElseCanYouExplainTheSuccessOfThoseYouDislike  
IBelieveInOnlyOneThingLibertyButIDoNotBelieveInLibertyEnoughToWantToForceItUponAnyone  
IBelieveInUnionsAndIBelieveInNonUnions  
IBelieveWeAreOnAnIrreversibleTrendTowardMoreFreedomAndDemocracyButThatCouldChange  
ICameISawIConqueredJuliusCaesar  
ICanUsuallyJudgeAFellowByWhatHeLaughsAt  
ICannotBeFiredSlavesHaveToBeSold  
ICannotGiveYouTheFormulaForSuccessButICanGiveYouTheFormulaForFailureWhichIsTryToPleaseEverybodyHerbertBayardSwope  
ICannotLiveWithoutBooks  
IConceiveThatAKnowledgeOfBooksIsTheBasisOnWhichAllOtherKnowledgeRests  
ICouldnTFindTheRemoteControlToTheRemoteControl  
ICouldnTHelpButBeImpressedByTheMagnitudeOfTheEarthquakeJDanforthQuayleSteppingOutOfTheHelicopterUponArrivalAtAlamedaNavalAirStation  
IDLikeToHelpYouOutWhichWayDidYouComeIn  
IDRatherLiveNowhereThanInTheSuburbsOfNowhere  
IDestroyMyEnemyWhenIMakeHimMyFriend  
IDidNotAttendHisFuneralButIWroteANiceLetterSayingIApprovedOfIt  
IDidnTIntendForThisToTakeOnAPoliticalToneIMJutHereForTheDrugs  
IDisapproveOfWhatYouSayButIWillDefendToTheDeathYourRightToSayItFrancisMVoltaire  
IDoHaveAPoliticalAgendaItSToHaveAsFewRegulationsAsPossible  
IDoNotMindLyingButIHateInaccuracySamuelButler  
IDoNotThinkThatWinningIsTheMostImportantThingIThinkItIsTheOnlyThing  
IDonTBelieveInQuotasAmericaWasFoundedOnAPhilosophyOfIndividualRightsNotGroupRightsClarenceThomas  
IDonTEvenKnowWhatStreetCanadaIsOn  
IDonTHaveToPracticeWhatIPreachCauseIMNotTheKindOfPersonIMPreachingTo  
IDonTKnowTheKeyToSuccessButTheKeyToFailureIsTryingToPleaseEverybodyBillCosby  
IDonTMakeJokesIJustWatchTheGovernmentAndReportTheFacts  
IDonTWantToAchieveImmortalityThroughMyWorkIWantToAchieveItThroughNotDying  
IEitherWantLessCorruptionOrMoreChanceToParticipateInItAshleighBrilliant  
IFavourTheCivilRightsActOf1964AndItMustBeEnforcedAtGunpointIfNecessary  
IFeelSorryForCupidSMotherHowDYouLikeToTryToToiletTrainAnArmedKidWhoCanFly  
IForgetWhatIWasTaughtIOnlyRememberWhatIVeLearnt  
IHaveAlwaysThoughtTheActionsOfMenTheBestInterpretersOfTheirThoughts  
IHaveEnoughMoneyToLastMeTheRestOfMyLifeUnlessIBuySomethingJackieMason  
IHaveFoundTheBestWayToGiveAdviceToYourChildrenIsToFindOutWhatTheyWantAndThenAdviseThemToDoIt  
IHaveJustReturnedFromBostonItIsTheOnlyThingToDoIfYouFindYourselfUpThere  
IHaveMadeGoodJudgementsInThePastIHaveMadeGoodJudgementsInTheFuture  
IHaveOftenRegrettedMySpeechNeverMySilenceAnonymous  
IHaveOneGreatFearInMyHeartThatOneDayWhenTheyTheWhitesOfSouthAfricaHaveTurnedToLovingTheyWillFindWeTheBlacksAreTurnedToHatingAlanPaton  
IHaveTheSimplestTastesIAmAlwaysSatisfiedWithTheBest  
IHaveTheWorldSLargestCollectionOfSeashellsIKeepItOnAllTheBeachesOfTheWorldPerhapsYouVeSeenIt  
IHearAndIForgetISeeAndIRememberIDoAndIUnderstand  
IHoldItTrueWhateErBefallIFeelItWhenISorrowMostTisBetterToHaveLovedAndLostThanNeverToHaveLovedAtAllAlfredLordTennyson  
IHopeIStandForAntiBigotryAntiSemitismAntiRacismThisIsWhatDrivesMeGeorgeBush  
IHopeTheRefereeSNextCrapIsAHedgehog  
IKeepSeeingLousyFilmsAndSayingToMyselfIDonTKnowAnythingAboutMovieMakingButICouldnTDoAnyWorseThanThisStanleyKubrick  
IKnowNotWithWhatWeaponsWorldWarIIIWillBeFoughtButWorldWarIVWillBeFoughtWithSticksAndStonesAlbertEinstein  
IKnowThatSASecretForItSWhisperedEverywhereWilliamCongreve  
ILikeAManWhoGrinsWhenHeFights  
ILikePigsDogsLookUpToUsCatsLookDownOnUsPigsTreatUsAsEquals  
ILikeTheSilentChurchBeforeTheServiceBeginsBetterThanAnyPreachingRalphWaldoEmerson  
ILikeThinkingBigIfYouReGoingToBeThinkingAnythingYouMightAsWellThinkBigDonaldTrump  
ILikeToGiveHomeMadeGiftsWhichOneOfTheKidsWouldYouLike  
ILlGetALifeAsSoonAsICanFindTheFTPSite  
ILoveAHandThatMeetsMyOwnWithAGraspThatCausesSomeSensation  
ILoveAmericansButNotWhenTheyTryToTalkFrenchWhatABlessingItIsThatTheyNeverTryToTalkEnglishSakiHHMunro  
ILoveCaliforniaIPracticallyGrewUpInPhoenixJDanforthQuayle  
ILoveDeadlinesILikeTheWhooshingSoundTheyMakeAsTheyFlyBy  
IMEnclosingAFewDenselyWrittenAndColourfullyPrintedSheetsAboutTheProgramAsWellAsAComplexApplicationThatHasBroughtTearsOfIrritationToManyWilliamLogan  
IMHardNosedAboutLuckIThinkItSucksYeahIfYouSpendSevenYearsLookingForAJobAsACopywriterAndThenOneDaySomebodyGivesYouAJobYouCanSayGeeIWasLuckyIHappenedToGoUpThereTodayButDammitIWasGoingToGoUpThJerryDellaFemina  
IMInFavourOfLegalisingDrugsAccordingToMyValuesSystemIfPeopleWantToKillThemselvesTheyHaveEveryRightToDoSoMostOfTheHarmThatComesFromDrugsIsBecauseTheyAreIllegalMiltonFriedman  
IMNotAgainstTheBlacksAndALotOfTheGoodBlacksWillAttestToThatEvanMechamThenGovernorOfArizona  
IMSoNaVeAboutFinancesOnceWhenMyMotherMentionedAnAmountAndIRealisedIDidnTUnderstandSheHadToExplainThatSLikeThreeMercedesThenIUnderstoodBrookeShields  
IMTheConsulForInformationButIDonTHaveAnyInformationOfraBenYaacoe  
IMayArgueWithMyBrotherButIFightBesideMyBrotherAgainstMyCousinAndWithMyCousinAgainstAStrangerOldArabAdage  
IMeanToLiveMyLifeAnObedientManButObedientToGodSubservientToTheWisdomOfMyAncestorsNeverToTheAuthorityOfPoliticalTruthsArrivedAtYesterdayAtTheVotingBoothWilliamFBuckleyJr  
INeverDenyINeverContradictISometimesForgetBenjaminDisraeli  
INeverKnewHowToWorshipUntilIKnewHowToLove  
INeverSubmittedTheWholeSystemOfMyOpinionsToTheCreedOfAnyPartyOfMenWhateverInReligionInPhilosophyInPoliticsOrInAnythingElseWhereIWasCapableOfThinkingForMyselfSuchAnAddictionIsTheLastDegradationOfAFreeAndMThomasJefferson  
INeverThinkOfTheFutureItComesSoonEnough  
IPityTheManWhoWantsACoatSoCheapThatTheManOrWomanWhoProducesTheClothWillStarveInTheProcess  
IPlaceEconomyAmongTheFirstAndImportantVirtuesAndPublicDebtAsTheGreatestOfDangersToPreserveOurIndependenceWeMustNotLetOurRulersLoadUsWithPerpetualDebtWeMustMakeOurChoiceBetweenEconomyAndLibertyOrProfusionAndThomasJefferson  
ISincerelyBelieveThatThePrincipleOfSpendingMoneyToBePaidByPosterityUnderTheNameOfFundingIsButSwindlingFuturityOnALargeScale  
IStandByAllTheMisstatementsThatIVeMade  
IStartWithThePremiseThatTheFunctionOfLeadershipIsToProduceMoreLeadersNotMoreFollowersRalphNader  
IStillMissMyExWifeButMyAimIsGettingBetterAnonymous  
IThinkAnimalTestingIsATerribleIdeaTheyGetAllNervousAndGiveTheWrongAnswers  
IThinkThatAsLifeIsActionAndPassionItIsRequiredOfAManThatHeShouldShareThePassionAndActionOfHisTimeAtPerilOfBeingJudgedNotToHaveLivedOliverWendellHolmes  
IThinkThatPeopleWantPeaceSoMuchThatOneOfTheseDaysGovernmentHadBetterGetOutOfTheirWayAndLetThemHaveIt  
IThinkThatPeopleWhoReadTheTabloidsDeserveToBeLiedTo  
IThinkThereforeIAmReneDescartes  
IThinkWeHaveMoreMachineryOfGovernmentThanIsNecessaryToManyParasitesLivingOnTheLabourOfTheIndustriousThomasJefferson  
IThinkWhatAreThoseThingsChristWouldWantMeToDoWouldChristGetOnAPlaneAndFlyToNewYorkAndGoOnThePhilDonahueShowIBelieveHeWouldSoIGoRichardViguerie  
IVeGotAMindLikeAWhatSThatThingCalledThatYouUseToStrainSpaghetti  
IWantToMakeSureEverybodyWhoHasAJobWantsAJobGeorgeBushDuringHisFirstPresidentialCampaign  
IWantToThankEachAndEveryOneOfYouForHavingExtinguishedYourselvesThisSession  
IWantYouToTakeYourBallsInYourHandAndBounceThemOnTheFloorAndThenThrowThemAsHighAsYouCanNowHaveYouAllGotYourBallsInYourHandsAnnouncerOfChildrenSRadioShowListenWithMotherToHerAudience  
IWasGoing70MilesAnHourAndGotStoppedByACopWhoSaidDoYouKnowTheSpeedLimitIs55MilesPerHourYesOfficerButIWasnTGoingToBeOutThatLongStevenWright  
IWasGratifiedToBeAbleToAnswerPromptlyISaidIDonTKnow  
IWasNeverLessAloneThanWhenByMyself  
IWasRecentlyOnATourOfLatinAmericaAndTheOnlyRegretIHaveWasThatIDidnTStudyLatinHarderInSchoolSoICouldConverseWithThosePeopleJDanforthQuayle  
IWentToTheEyeDoctorAndFoundOutINeededGlassesForReadingSoIGotSomeFlipUpContactLensesStevenWright  
IWillHaveNoManWorkForMeWhoHasNotTheCapacityToBecomeAPartner  
IWishItWerePossibleToObtainASingleAmendmentToOurConstitutionIWouldBeWillingToDependOnThatAloneForTheReductionOfTheAdministrationOfOurGovernmentIMeanAnAdditionalArticleTakingFromTheFederalGovernmentThePowerOfBo  
IWorkedMyselfUpFromNothingToAStateOfExtremePoverty  
IWouldBetThatTheGreatSanFranciscoGlaucomaEpidemicOf1992WillBeOneForTheHistoryBooks  
IWouldHaveMadeAGoodPope  
IWouldHaveVotedAgainstTheCivilRightsActOf1964  
IWouldLikeToExpressMySympathyToAllThoseImpactedByThisDisaster  
IWouldRatherBeExposedToTheInconveniencesAttendingTooMuchLibertyThanThoseAttendingTooSmallADegreeOfIt  
IWouldRatherBelongToAPoorNationThatWasFreeThanToARichNationThatHadCeasedToBeInLoveWithLiberty  
IWouldSoonerFailThanNotBeAmongTheGreatest  
IfAFreeSocietyCannotHelpTheManyWhoArePoorItCannotSaveTheFewWhoAreRichJohnFKennedy  
IfAManHasnTDiscoveredSomethingHeWillDieForHeIsnTFitToLiveMartinLutherKingJr  
IfAManWhoCannotCountFindsAFourLeafCloverIsHeLuckyStanislawJLec  
IfATreeFallsOnALaboratoryMouseDoesItCauseCancerAnonymous  
IfAfterIDepartThisValeYouEverRememberMeAndHaveThoughtToPleaseMyGhostForgiveSomeSinnerAndWinkYourEyeAtSomeHomelyGirlHLMencken  
IfAllEconomistsWereLaidEndToEndTheyWouldNotReachAConclusionAnonymous  
IfAllMenKnewWhatOthersSayOfThemThereWouldNotBeFourFriendsInTheWorldBlaisePascal  
IfAllYouHaveIsAHammerEverythingLooksLikeANailAnonymous  
IfAnythingGoesBadIDidItIfAnythingGoesSemiGoodWeDidItIfAnythingGoesReallyGoodThenYouDidItThatSAllItTakesToGetPeopleToWinFootballGamesForYouPaulBearBryant  
IfAtFirstYouDonTSucceedYouReRunningAboutAverageMHAlderson  
IfGodWantedMeToTouchMyToesHeDHavePutThemOnMyKneesAnonymous  
IfIEverNeededABrainTransplantIDChooseATeenagerSBecauseIDWantABrainThatHadNeverBeenUsedAnonymous  
IfIHaveAThousandIdeasAndOnlyOneTurnsOutToBeGoodIAmSatisfiedAlfredNobel  
IfIListenedToMichaelDukakisLongEnoughIWouldBeConvincedThatWeReInAnEconomicDownturnAndPeopleAreHomelessAndGoingWithoutFoodAndMedicalAttentionAndThatWeVeGotToDoSomethingAboutTheUnemployed  
IfIgnoranceIsBlissWhyArenTThereMoreHappyPeopleAnonymous  
IfItAinTBrokeDonTFixItBertLance  
IfItIsToBeItIsUpToMeAnonymous  
IfItTakesALotOfWordsToSayWhatYouHaveInMindGiveItMoreThoughtDennisRoch  
IfOneManCanBeAllowedToDetermineForHimselfWhatIsLawEveryManCanThatMeansFirstChaosThenTyrannyLegalProcessIsAnEssentialPartOfTheDemocraticProcessFelixFrankfurter  
IfPeopleReallyLikedToWorkWeDStillBePlowingTheLandWithSticksAndTransportingGoodsOnOurBacksEilliamFeather  
IfTheBlindLeadTheBlindBothShallFallIntoTheDitchMatthew1514  
IfTheCarIndustryBehavedLikeTheComputerIndustryOverTheLast30YearsARollsRoyceWouldCost5Get300MilesPerGallonAndBlowUpOnceAYearKillingAllPassengersInsideAnonymous  
IfTheChildrenAreUntaughtTheirIgnoranceAndVicesWillInFutureLifeCostUsMuchDearerInTheirConsequencesThanItWouldHaveDoneInTheirCorrectionByAGoodEducationThomasJefferson  
IfTheHoursAreLongEnoughAndThePayIsShortEnoughSomeoneWillSayItSWomenSWorkAnonymous  
IfTheHumanBrainWereSoSimpleWeCouldUnderstandItWeWouldBeSoSimpleWeCouldnTAnonymous  
IfTheOddsAreAMillionToOneAgainstSomethingOccurringChancesAre5050ItWillAnonymous  
IfThereIsAnythingBetterThanToBeLovedItIsLoving  
IfThomasJeffersonThoughtTaxationWithoutRepresentationWasBadHeShouldSeeHowItIsWithRepresentationRushLimbaugh  
IfWeCouldJustGetEveryoneToCloseTheirEyesAndVisualiseWorldPeaceForAnHourImagineHowSereneAndQuietItWouldBeUntilTheLootingStartedAnonymous  
IfWeDesireRespectForTheLawWeMustFirstMakeTheLawRespectableLouisDBrandeis  
IfWeDonTSucceedWeRunTheRiskOfFailureJDanforthQuayle  
IfYouAreNeverScaredOrEmbarrassedOrHurtItMeansYouNeverTakeAnyChancesJuliaSorel  
IfYouAreSureYouUnderstandEverythingThatIsGoingOnYouAreHopelesslyConfusedWalterMondale  
IfYouBelieveThatFeelingBadOrWorryingLongEnoughWillChangeAPastOrFutureEventThenYouAreResidingOnAnotherPlanetWithADifferentRealitySystemAnonymous  
IfYouCanCountYourMoneyYouDonTHaveABillionDollars  
IfYouCanTConvinceThemConfuseThemHarrySTruman  
IfYouCanTStandTheHeatGetOutOfTheKitchenHarrySTruman  
IfYouCouldHaveALargeSumOfMoneyHowMuchWouldYouWantAllOfItCerebus  
IfYouDonTLearnToLaughAtTroubleYouWonTHaveAnythingToLaughAtWhenYouReOldEdHowe  
IfYouDonTMakeMistakesYouArenTReallyTryingColemanHawking  
IfYouHearAnOnionRingAnswerItAnonymous  
IfYouJudgePoepleYouHaveNoTimeToLoveThemMotherTeresa  
IfYouLikeLawsAndSausagesYouShouldNeverWatchEitherOneBeingMadeOttoVonBismarck  
IfYouLoveSomethingLetItGoIfItComesBackItSProbablyDependentOnYouAnonymous  
IfYouReNotPartOfTheSolutionThenYouRePartOfThePrecipitateAnonymous  
IfYouSeeASnakeJustKillItDonTAppointACommitteeOnSnakesHRossPerot  
IfYouSitDownAndDonTSeeAFishAtTheTableTheFishIsYouKenFlaton  
IfYouThinkEducationIsExpensiveTryIgnoranceDerekBok  
IfYouThinkNobodyCaresIfYouReAliveTryMissingACoupleOfCarPaymentsEarlWilson  
IfYouThinkYouCanYouCanAndIfYouThinkYouCanTYouReRightMarykayAsh  
IfYouWantToGetAGoodIdeaGetALotOfIdeasLinusPauling  
IfYouWantToSucceedDoubleYourFailureRateThomasWatson  
IfYouWantToSucceedYouShouldStrikeOutOnNewPathsRatherThanTravelTheWornPathsOfAcceptedSuccessJohnDRockefellerJr  
IfYouWereAskedAHypotheticalQuestionWouldYouAnswerItAnonymous  
IfYouWillTellMeWhyTheFenAppearsImpassableIThenWillTellYouWhyIThinkThatICanCrossItIfITryMarianneMoore  
IfYouWishToBeASuccessInTheWorldPromiseEverythingDeliverNothingNapoleonBonaparte  
IllegalAliensHaveAlwaysBeenAProblemInTheUnitedStatesAskAnyIndian  
IllegitimacyIsSomethingWeShouldTalkAboutInTermsOfNotHavingIt  
ImaginationIsMoreImportantThanKnowledgeForKnowledgeIsLimitedWhileImaginationEmbracesTheEntireWorldAlbertEinstein  
InAHierarchyEveryEmployeeTendsToRiseToHisLevelOfIncompetence  
InASurveyTakenSeveralYearsAgoAllIncomingFreshmanAtMITWereAskedIfTheyExpectedToGraduateInTheTopHalfOfTheirClassNinetySevenPercentRespondedThatTheyDidAnonymous  
InAWayStaringIntoAComputerScreenIsLikeStaringIntoAnEclipseItSBrilliantAndYouDonTRealizeTheDamageUntilItSTooLateBruceSterling  
InAWorldOfPrivatePropertyIfSomethingIsnTOwnedBySomebodyItSGoingToBeMisusedBySomebodyElsePeteSeeger  
InAllFormsOfGovernmentThePeopleIsTheTrueLegislator  
InAnOrkinExterminatingCoSurveyOfWhatPestsPittsburghersFearMost13NamedTheirSpousesAndKidsAnonymous  
InAnyCountryThereMustBePeopleWhoHaveToDieTheyAreTheSacrificesAnyNationHasToMakeToAchieveLawAndOrder  
InBaitingAMouseTrapWithCheeseAlwaysLeaveRoomForTheMouseSakiHHMunro  
InCaliforniaOnTimeDoesnTMeanAnythingAtAllAnAppointmentForAMeetingAtThreeOClockOnTuesdayIndicatesThatThereWonTBeAMeetingAndThereMightNotBeATuesdayFewWordsAndNoNumbersHaveAnyMeaningWestOfTheNevadaBorderPJORourke  
InCaseOfFireDoNotUseElevatorWaterWorksBetterAnonymous  
InCitiesNoOneIsQuietButManyAreLonelyInTheCountryPeopleAreQuietButFewAreLonelyGeoffreyFrancisFisher  
InEveryCountryAndEveryAgeThePriestHadBeenHostileToLibertyThomasJefferson  
InPioneerDaysTheyUsedOxenForHeavyPullingAndWhenOneOxCouldnTBudgeALogTheyDidnTTryToGrowALargerOxWeShouldnTBeTryingForBiggerComputersButForMoreSystemsOfComputersGraceHopper  
InPoliticsStupidityIsNotAHandicap  
InSomeCasesNonViolenceRequiresMoreMilitancyThanViolence  
InTheFightBetweenYouAndTheWorldBackTheWorldFranzKafka  
InTheGreatMassOfOurPeopleThereArePlentyIndividualsOfIntelligenceFromAmongWhomLeadershipCanBeRecruited  
InTheLongRunWeAreAllDead  
InTheoryThereIsNoDifferenceBetweenTheoryAndPracticeInPracticeHoweverThereIsAnonymous  
InThisTheatreOfManSLifeItIsReservedOnlyForGodAndAngelsToBeLookersOnPythagoras  
InThisWorldNothingIsCertainButDeathAndTaxesBenjaminFranklin  
InTimeOfWarTheFirstCasualtyIsTruth  
InTimesLikeTheseItIsHelpfulToRememberThatThereHaveAlwaysBeenTimesLikeThesePaulHarvey  
InWarThereIsNoSubstituteForVictory  
InYearsToComeThePhraseTightAsGrahamSArsenalMayReplaceThePresentColourfulColloquialismDescribingSomeoneReluctantToPartWithMoneyPaulJohnson  
IncludeTheSuccessOfOthersInYourDreamsForYourOwnSuccess  
InfinitePatienceBringsImmediateResults  
InjusticeAnywhereIsAThreatToJusticeEverywhere  
InvincibilityLiesInTheDefenceThePossibilityOfVictoryInTheAttackOneDefendsWhenHisStrengthIsInadequateHeAttacksWhenItIsAbundant  
IrrationallyHeldTruthsMayBeMoreHarmfulThanReasonedErrors  
IsNotLifeAHundredTimesTooShortForUsToBoreOurselves  
IsTheGlassHalfEmptyHalfFullOrTwiceAsLargeAsItNeedsToAnonymous  
IsTheWordSpecShortForSpecificationOrForSpeculationAnonymous  
IsTiredOldClichOneAnonymous  
ItBehovesEveryManWhoValuesLibertyOfConscienceForHimselfToResistInvasionsOfItInTheCaseOfOthersOrTheirCaseMayByChangeOfCircumstancesBecomeHisOwnThomasJefferson  
ItDoesnTMatterIfACatIsBlackOrWhiteAsLongAsItCatchesMiceDengXiaoping  
ItIsABadPlanThatAdmitsOfNoModification  
ItIsACapitalMistakeToTheoriseBeforeOneHasData  
ItIsAGoodThingForAnUneducatedManToReadBooksOfQuotations  
ItIsAGreatAbilityToBeAbleToConcealOneSAbility  
ItIsASinToBelieveEvilOfOthersButItIsSeldomAMistakeHLMencken  
ItIsAlwaysTheBestPolicyToTellTheTruthUnlessOfCourseYouAreAnExceptionallyGoodLiarJeromeKJerome  
ItIsAmazingHowMuchCanBeAccomplishedIfNoOneCaresWhoGetsTheCredit  
ItIsAmazingHowMuchPeopleCanGetDoneIfTheyDoNotWorryAboutWhoGetsTheCredit  
ItIsAmazingWhatYouCanAccomplishIfYouDoNotCareWhoGetsTheCredit  
ItIsBetterToBeDefeatedOnPrincipleThanToWinOnLies  
ItIsBetterToBeHighSpiritedEvenThoughOneMakesMoreMistakesThanToBeNarrowMindedAndAllToPrudentVincentVanGogh  
ItIsBetterToDieOnYourFeetThanToLiveOnYourKnees  
ItIsBetterToWearOutThanToRustOut  
ItIsDifficultToProduceATelevisionDocumentaryThatIsBothIncisiveAndProbingWhenEveryTwelveMinutesOneIsInterruptedByTwelveDancingRabbitsSingingAboutToiletPaper  
ItIsEasierToFightForOneSPrinciplesThanToLiveUpToThem  
ItIsEvenHarderForTheAverageApeToBelieveThatHeHasDescendedFromMan  
ItIsGoodSportsmanshipToNotPickUpLostGolfBallsWhileTheyAreStillRolling  
ItIsGoodToBeWithoutVicesButItIsNotGoodToBeWithoutTemptationsWalterBagehot  
ItIsIncumbentOnEveryGenerationToPayItsOwnDebtsAsItGoesAPrincipleWhichIfActedOnWouldSaveOneHalfTheWarsOfTheWorld  
ItIsMuchMoreSecureToBeFearedThanToBeLoved  
ItIsNotBecauseThingsAreDifficultThatWeDoNotDareItIsBecauseWeDoNotDareThatTheyAreDifficult  
ItIsNotEnoughForAHandfulOfExpertsToAttemptTheSolutionOfAProblemToSolveItAndThenToApplyItTheRestrictionOfKnowledgeToAnEliteGroupDestroysTheSpiritOfSocietyAndLeadsToItsIntellectualImpoverishmentAlbertEinstein  
ItIsNotEnoughToConquerOneMustLearnToSeduce  
ItIsNotTheCriticWhoCountsNorThePersonWhoPointsOutHowTheStrongPersonStumbledOrWhereTheDoerOfDeedsCouldHaveDoneBetterTheCreditBelongsToThePersonWhoIsActuallyInTheArenaWhoseFaceIsActuallyMarredByDustAndSweatTheodoreRoosevelt  
ItIsNotTrueThatLifeIsOneDamnThingAfterAnotherItSOneDamnThingOverAndOver  
ItIsOneOfTheMostBeautifulCompensationsOfThisLifeThatNoManCanSincerelyTryToHelpAnotherWithoutHelpingHimself  
ItIsOnlyThroughLabourAndPainfulEffortByGrimEnergyAndResoluteCourageThatWeMoveOnToBetterThingsTheodoreRoosevelt  
ItIsOnlyWhenTheyGoWrongThatMachinesRemindYouHowPowerfulTheyAre  
ItIsSaidThatGodIsAlwaysOnTheSideOfTheHeaviestBattalions  
ItIsTheFightAloneThatPleasesUsNotTheVictoryBlaisePascal  
ItIsTheMarkOfAnInexperiencedManNotToBelieveInLuck  
ItIsTheSpiritAndNotTheFormOfLawThatKeepsJusticeAlive  
ItIsTrueThatLibertyIsPreciousSoPreciousThatItMustBeRationed  
ItIsWellThatWarIsSoTerribleOrWeShouldGetTooFondOfItRobertELee  
ItIsWhatYouLearnAfterYouKnowItAllThatCounts  
ItIsnTPollutionThatSHarmingTheEnvironmentItSTheImpuritiesInOurAirAndWaterThatAreDoingIt  
ItIsnTTheFactThatTheCatsLikeToHangAroundWhileSexIsGoingOnThatAnnoysMeItSThoseLittleScoreCardsTheyHoldUpAfterwards  
ItIsnTTheIncompetentWhoDestroysAnOrganisationTheIncompetentNeverGetsInAPositionToDestroyItItIsThoseWhoHaveAchievedSomethingAndWantToRestUponTheirAchievementsWhoAreForeverCloggingThingsUp  
ItIsnTThePeopleYouFireWhoMakeYourLifeMiserableItSThePeopleYouDonTHarveyMackay  
ItIsnTWhatTheySayAboutYouItSWhatTheyWhisperErrolFlynn  
ItMayBeThatOurRoleOnThisPlanetIsNotToWorshipGodButToCreateHim  
ItMayBeThatYourWholePurposeInLifeIsSimplyToServeAsAWarningToOthers  
ItSAGreatAdvantageToBeAbleToHurdleWithBothLegs  
ItSASmallWorldButIWouldnTWantToPaintItAnonymous  
ItSATaleOfTwoSystemsJohnAndBothExactlyTheSameMarkLaurensonRadio5Live  
ItSAVeryValuableFunctionAndRequirementThatYouRePerformingSoHaveAGreatDayAndKeepAStiffUpperLipJDanforthQuayleSpeakingToOilSpillCleanUpWorkersAtPrinceWilliamSound  
ItSAWellKnownFactThatComputingDevicesSuchAsTheAbacusWereInventedThousandsOfYearsAgoButItSNotWellKnownThatTheFirstUseOfACommonComputerProtocolOccurredInTheOldTestamentThisOfCourseWasWhenMosesAbortedTheEgyAnonymous  
ItSBadMannersToApplyCosmeticsInPublicItRemindsPeopleYouNeedThem  
ItSDejaVuAllOverAgain  
ItSEvolutionInnitIfYouSwimALotYouGetWebbedFeetIfYouBowlALotYouGetAKnackeredShoulderPhilTufnell  
ItSGreatToBeGreatButItSGreaterToBeHuman  
ItSHardToMakeAProgramFoolproofBecauseFoolsAreSoIngenious  
ItSHardToSeizeTheDayWhenYouFirstHaveToGrappleWithTheMorning  
ItSNationalCleanOffYourDeskDayIThinkIFoundElvis  
ItSNotThatIObjectToPeopleReInventingTheWheelWhatGetsToMeIsWatchingThemReInventTheFlatTire  
ItSNotWhatWeDonTKnowThatHurtsUsItSWhatWeKnowForSureThatJustAinTSoMarkTwain  
ItSNotYourBlueBloodYourPedigreeOrYourCollegeDegreeItSWhatYouDoWithYourLifeThatCountsMillardFuller  
ItSTheGoodGirlsWhoKeepDiariesTheBadGirlsNeverHaveTheTime  
ItSTheGoodLoserWhoFinallyLosesOut  
ItSTimeForTheHumanRaceToEnterTheSolarSystem  
ItSToughToMakePredictionsEspeciallyAboutTheFutureAnonymous  
ItSWhatYouLearnAfterYouKnowItAllThatCounts  
ItSureWouldBeNiceIfWeGotADayOffForThePresidentSBirthdayLikeTheyDoForTheQueenOfCourseThenWeWouldHaveALotOfPeopleVotingForACandidateBornOnJuly3OrDecember26JustForTheLongWeekendsAnonymous  
ItTakes20YearsToMakeAnOvernightSuccess  
ItTakesAVirileManToMakeAChickenPregnantPerdueChickenAdAsMistranslatedAbroad  
ItWasOneOfTheThingsIWasAlwaysGoingToTakeCareOfButSometimesIDidNotFindAllTheFundsAvailableOrIDidNotHaveAllTheDocumentsAndOtherMaterialsINeededDavidDinkins  
ItWasOnlyAfterTheirPopulationOfFiftyMysteriouslyShrankToEightThatTheOtherSevenDwarfsBeganToSuspectHungry  
ItWouldAppearThatWeHaveReachedTheLimitsOfWhatItIsPossibleToAchieveWithComputerTechnologyAlthoughOneShouldBeCarefulWithSuchStatementsAsTheyTendToSoundPrettySillyIn5YearsJohnVonNeumann  
JawJawIsBetterThanWarWarWinstonChurchill  
JennyKissedMeWhenWeMetJumpingFromTheChairSheSatInTimeYouThiefWhoLoveToGetSweetsIntoYourListYouPutInSayYouReWearySayYouReSadSayThatHealthAndWealthHaveMissedMeSayIMGrowingOldButAddJennyKissedMeLeighHunt  
JohnBarrymoreYouShouldPlayHamletJimmyDuranteToHellWithThemSmallTownsILlStickToNewYork  
JohnHollinsHasAVeryStrongWifeItMightHaveBeenBetterIfIDMadeHerManager  
JustBecauseYourDoctorHasANameForYourConditionDoesnTMeanHeKnowsWhatItIs  
JusticeIsIncidentalToLawAndOrder  
KeepAStiffUpperChin  
KeepYourHeadAndYourHeartGoingInTheRightDirectionAndYouWillNotHaveToWorryAboutYourFeet  
KitesRiseHighestAgainstTheWindNotWithIt  
KnockKnockWhoSThereOpportunityDonTBeSillyOpportunityDoesnTKnockTwiceAnonymous  
LabourIsManSGreatestFunctionHeIsNothingHeCanDoNothingHeCanAchieveNothingHeCanFulfilNothingWithoutWorkingOrvilleDewey  
LackOfWillPowerHasCausedMoreFailureThanLackOfIntelligenceOrAbility  
LanguageHasCreatedTheWordLonelinessToExpressThePainOfBeingAloneAndTheWordSolitudeToExpressTheGloryOfBeingAlonePaulTillich  
LanguageIsACityToTheBuildingOfWhichEveryHumanBeingBroughtAStone  
LanguageIsOnlyTheInstrumentOfScienceAndWordsAreButTheSignsOfIdeasSamuelJohnson  
LanguageIsTheArmouryOfTheHumanMindAndAtOnceContainsTheTrophiesOfItsPastAndTheWeaponsOfItsFutureConquestsSamuelTaylorColeridge  
LanguageIsTheBloodOfTheSoulIntoWhichThoughtsRunAndOutOfWhichTheyGrow  
LanguageIsTheDressOfThought  
LastNightIDreamedIHadInsomniaIWokeUpExhaustedYetTooWellRestedToGoBackToSleepBobIngman  
LaughterIsTheSunThatDrivesWinterFromTheHumanFace  
LaughterIsTheTonicTheReliefTheSurceaseForPainCharlieChaplin  
LawsThatDoNotEmbodyPublicOpinionCanNeverBeEnforced  
LawsWereMadeToBeBroken  
LeadMeFollowMeOrGetOutOfMyWayGeneralGeorgeSPatton  
LeadUsNotIntoTemptationJustTellUsWhereItIsWeLlFindIt  
LeadersGetOutInFrontAndStayThereByRaisingTheStandardsByWhichTheyJudgeThemselvesAndByWhichTheyAreWillingToBeJudged  
LeadersWhoWinTheRespectOfOthersAreTheOnesWhoDeliverMoreThanTheyPromiseNotTheOnesWhoPromiseMoreThanTheyCanDeliverMarkAClement  
LeadershipIsInfluence  
LeadershipIsTheOtherSideOfTheCoinOfLonelinessAndHeWhoIsALeaderMustAlwaysActAloneAndActingAloneAcceptEverythingAloneFerdinandEdralinMarcos  
LeadershipTheArtOfGettingSomeoneElseToDoSomethingYouWantDoneBecauseHeWantsToDoIt  
LearnAndThinkImperially  
LearnToSayNoToTheGoodSoYouCanSayYesToTheBest  
LegislatorsRepresentPeopleNotTreesOrAcresLegislatorsAreElectedByVotersNotFarmsOrCitiesOrEconomicInterestsEarlWarren  
LeisureIsABeautifulGarmentButItWillNotDoForConstantWearAnonymous  
LeisureIsTheMotherOfPhilosophy  
LeisureTimeIsThatFiveOrSixHoursWhenYouSleepAtNight  
LetEveryNationKnowWhetherItWishesUsWellOrIllThatWeShallPayAnyPriceBearAnyBurdenMeetAnyHardshipSupportAnyFriendOpposeAnyFoeToAssureTheSurvivalAndTheSuccessOfLibertyJohnFitzgeraldKennedy  
LetMeJustTellYouHowThrillingItReallyIsAndHowWhatAChallengeItIsBecauseIn1988TheQuestionIsWhetherWeReGoingForwardToTomorrowOrWhetherWeReGoingToGoPastToTheToTheBackJDanfrothQuayle  
LetMeTellYouTheSecretThatHasLedMeToMyGoalMyStrengthLiesSolelyInMyTenacity  
LetUsBeThankfulForTheFoolsButForThemTheRestOfUsCouldNotSucceed  
LetUsSoLiveThatWhenWeComeToDieEvenTheUndertakerWillBeSorry  
LibertyCanNotBePreservedWithoutAGeneralKnowledgeAmongThePeople  
LibertyConsistsInWholesomeRestraint  
LibertyDoesnTWorkAsWellInPracticeAsItDoesInSpeeches  
LibertyIsAlwaysDangerousButItIsTheSafestThingWeHaveHarryEmersonFosdick  
LibertyIsTheOnlyThingYouCanTHaveUnlessYouGiveItToOthers  
LibertyMeansResponsibilityThatIsWhyMostMenDreadIt  
LibertyNotCommunismIsTheMostContagiousForceInTheWorldEarlWarren  
LifeIs10WhatYouMakeItAnd90HowYouTakeItIrvingBerlin  
LifeIsAContinuousExerciseInCreativeProblemSolving  
LifeIsADeadEndStreet  
LifeIsASeriesOfLittleDeathsOutOfWhichLifeAlwaysReturnsCharlesFeidelsonJr  
LifeIsATragedyForThoseWhoFeelAndAComedyForThoseWhoThinkJeanDeLaBruyRe  
LifeIsJustOneDamnedThingAfterAnother  
LifeIsLikeACashRegisterInThatEveryAccountEveryThoughtEveryDeedLikeEverySaleIsRegisteredAndRecordedFultonJSheen  
LifeIsNotLostByDyingLifeIsLostMinuteByMinuteDayByDraggingDayInAllTheThousandSmallUncaringWaysStephenVincentBenT  
LifeIsNotWorthLivingUnlessYouHaveAChoiceOfAllTheGloriouslyUnhygienicThingsThatMankindEspeciallyTheFrenchPortionOfItHasLovinglyCreated  
LifeIsTheAcceptanceOfResponsibilitiesOrTheirEvasionItIsABusinessOfMeetingObligationsOrAvoidingThemToEveryManTheChoiceIsContinuallyBeingOfferedAndByTheMannerOfHisChoosingYouMayFairlyMeasureHimBenAmesWilliams  
LifeIsTheArtOfDrawingSufficientConclusionsFromInsufficientPremises  
LifeIsTheChildhoodOfOurImmortality  
LifeIsTheContinuousAdjustmentOfInternalRelationsToExternalRelations  
LifeMustBeLivedAsPlay  
LifeWasSimpleBeforeWorldWarIIAfterThatWeHadSystemsGraceHopper  
LifeWeLearnTooLateIsInTheLivingTheTissueOfEveryDayAndHourStephenButlerLeacock  
LifeWouldBeSoMuchEasierIfEveryoneReadTheManual  
LightIsTheFirstOfPaintersThereIsNoObjectSoFoulThatIntenseLightWillNotMakeItBeautiful  
LightIsTheSymbolOfTruth  
LikeWinterSnowOnSummerLawnTimePastIsTimeGoneAnonymous  
LiteratureIsMostlyAboutHavingSexAndNotMuchAboutHavingChildrenLifeIsTheOtherWayRound  
LiteratureIsNewsThatStaysNews  
LiteratureIsTheArtOfWritingSomethingThatWillBeReadTwice  
LiteratureIsTheImmortalityOfSpeech  
LiteratureIsTheOrchestrationOfPlatitudes  
LiveTheQuestions  
LogicAnInstrumentUsedForBolsteringAPrejudice  
LogicIsNeitherAScienceNorAnArtButADodgeBenjaminJowett  
LogicIsTheAnatomyOfThought  
LogicIsTheArtOfGoingWrongWithConfidence  
LogicLikeWhiskeyLosesItsBeneficialEffectWhenTakenInTooLargeQuantitiesLordDunsany  
LookingForEnlightenmentIsLikeLookingForAFlashlightWhenAllYouNeedTheFlashlightForIsToFindTheFlashlight  
LoquacityAndLyingAreCousins  
LordGiveMeTheCourageToChangeWhatICanTheWisdomToAcceptThatWhichICannotChangeAndTheHeavyArtilleryToMakeUpTheDifferencePatrickLHumphrey  
LoseAnHourInTheMorningAndYouWillSpendAllDayLookingForItRichardWhately  
LoveBuiltOnBeautySoonAsBeautyDiesJohnDonne  
LoveDoesNotConsistInGazingAtEachOtherButInLookingOutwardTogetherInTheSameDirection  
LoveGivesItselfItIsNotBought  
LoveIsACanvasFurnishedByNatureAndEmbroideredByImagination  
LoveIsASnowmobileRacingAcrossTheTundraSuddenlyItFlipsOverPinningYouUnderneathAtNightTheIceWeaselsComeFriedrichNietzsche  
LoveIsAboveAllTheGiftOfOneselfJeanAnouilh  
LoveIsAnActOfEndlessForgivenessATenderLookWhichBecomesAHabitPeterUstinov  
LoveIsAnExplodingCigarWeWillinglySmoke  
LoveIsAnIrresistibleDesireToBeIrresistiblyDesired  
LoveIsNotBlindItSeesMoreNotLessButBecauseItSeesMoreItIsWillingToSeeLessRabbiJuliusGordon  
LoveIsOnlyTheDirtyTrickPlayedOnUsToAchieveContinuationOfTheSpecies  
LoveIsTheDifficultRealizationThatSomethingOtherThanOneselfIsReal  
LoveIsTheTriumphOfImaginationOverIntelligence  
LoveIsTheWordUsedToLabelTheSexualExcitementOfTheYoungTheHabituationOfTheMiddleAgedAndTheMutualDependenceOfTheOldJohnCiardi  
LoveSLikeTheMeaslesAllTheWorseWhenItComesLateDouglasJerrold  
LoveTheDelusionThatOneWomanDiffersFromAnother  
LoyaltyIsARealisationThatAmericaWasBornOfRevoltFlourishedInDissentBecameGreatThroughExperimentationHenrySCommager  
LoyaltyMeansNothingUnlessItHasAtItsHeartTheAbsolutePrincipleOfSelfSacrifice  
LoyaltyToPetrifiedOpinionNeverYetBrokeAChainOrFreedAHumanSoul  
LuckIsTheResidueOfDesign  
LuxuryIsTheFirstSecondAndThirdCauseOfTheRuinOfRepublicsItIsTheVampireWhichSoothesUsIntoAFatalSlumberWhileItSucksTheLifebloodOfOurVeinsEdwardPayson  
LuxuryMayPossiblyContributeToGiveBreadToThePoorButIfThereWereNoLuxuryThereWouldBeNoPoorHenryHome  
MadnessTakesItsTollPleaseHaveExactChange  
MakeVoyagesAttemptThemThereSNothingElse  
ManDoesNotLiveByWordsAloneDespiteTheFactThatSometimesHeHasToEatThemAdlaiStevenson  
ManIsNotLogicalAndHisIntellectualHistoryIsARecordOfMentalReservesAndCompromisesHeHangsOnToWhatHeCanInHisOldBeliefsEvenWhenHeIsCompelledToSurrenderTheirLogicalBasis  
ManIsTheOnlyAnimalThatBlushesOrNeedsTo  
ManSMindOnceStretchedByANewIdeaNeverRegainsItsOriginalDimensionOliverWendellHolmes  
ManWillOccasionallyStumbleOverTheTruthButMostTimesHeWillPickHimselfUpAndCarryOnSirWinstonChurchill  
MankindMustPutAnEndToWarOrWarWillPutAnEndToMankindJohnFKennedy  
ManyTimesIFindMyselfInAComfortablePositionAndIDonTFeelHappyAboutItItIsAnEnormousDesireToGoFurtherToTravelBeyondMyOwnLimitsAyrtonSenna  
MarriageNTheStateOrConditionOfACommunityConsistingOfAMasterAMistressAndTwoSlavesMakingInAllTwoAmbroseBierce  
MarsIsEssentiallyInTheSameOrbitMarsIsSomewhatTheSameDistanceFromTheSunWhichIsVeryImportantWeHaveSeenPicturesWhereThereAreCanalsWeBelieveAndWaterIfThereIsWaterThatMeansThereIsOxygenIfOxygenThatMeansWeJDanforthQuayle  
MathematicsIsAGameWithRulesAndNoObjectives  
MayFortuneFavourTheFoolish  
MayOurNationContinueToBeTheBeakonOfHopeToTheWorldTheQuayles1989ChristmasCardNotABeaconOfLiteracyThough  
MayYouLiveAllTheDaysOfYourLife  
MaybeThisWorldIsAnotherPlanetSHell  
MeatIsMurderFishIsJustifiableIchthyocideKenJohnsonPresumablyAVegetarian  
MediocrityKnowsNothingHigherThanItselfButTalentInstantlyRecognisesGeniusSirArthurConanDoyle  
MenAndWomenWomenAndMenItWillNeverWorkEricaJong  
MenAreAptToMistakeTheStrengthOfTheirFeelingForTheStrengthOfTheirArgumentMenGiveMeCreditForSomeGeniusAllTheGeniusIHaveLiesInThisWhenIHaveASubjectInHandIStudyItProfoundlyDayAndNightItIsBeforeMeMyMindBAlexanderHamilton  
MenAreLikeWineSomeTurnToVinegarButTheBestImproveWithAgePopeJohnXXIII  
MenShowTheirCharacterInNothingMoreClearlyThanByWhatTheyThinkLaughable  
MenUseThoughtOnlyAsAuthorityForTheirInjusticeAndEmploySpeechOnlyToConcealTheirThoughtsFrancisMFrancisMVoltaire  
MillionsLongForImmortalityWhoDoNotKnowWhatToDoWithThemselvesOnARainySundayAfternoon  
MindsAreLikeParachutesTheyOnlyFunctionWhenOpen  
MistakesAreOftenTheSteppingStonesToUtterFailure  
MistressNSomethingWhichFitsBetweenAMisterAndAMattress  
MoneyIsBetterThanPovertyIfOnlyForFinancialReasonsWoodyAllen  
MoreIrregularVerbsIAddressTheIssuesYouLaunchAdHomonymAttacksHeSAFlamingManiacAndShouldHaveHisAccessPulledDaniZweig  
MortalAsIAmIKnowThatIAmBornForADayButWhenIFollowAtMyLeisureTheSerriedMultitudeOfTheStarsInTheirCircularCourseMyFeetNoLongerTouchTheGroundPtolemy  
MostHumanBeingsHaveAnAlmostInfiniteCapacityForTakingThingsForGranted  
MostOfTheLuxuriesAndManyOfTheSoCalledComfortsOfLifeAreNotOnlyIndispensableButPositiveHindrancesToTheElevationOfMankindHenryDavidThoreau  
MostPeopleAreAboutAsHappyAsTheyMakeUpTheirMindsToBe  
MostPeopleWhoSucceedNTheFaceOfSeeminglyImpossibleConditionsArePeopleWhoSimplyDonTKnowHowToQuit  
MostRockJournalismIsPeopleWhoCanTWriteInterviewingPeopleWhoCanTTalkForPeopleWhoCanTRead  
MrChurchillIfYouWereMyHusbandIDPoisonYourTeaAndIfYouWereMyWifeIWouldDrinkItSirWinstonChurchill  
MrChurchillYouReDrunkYesIAmAndYouAreUglyButTomorrowIShallBeSoberSirWinstonChurchill  
MrHusseinDoYouThinkItWasWiseToGoToWarWithPilotsWhoHavePlayedNintendoForSevenYearsDickLocher  
MurphyBrownIsDoingBetterThanIAmAtLeastSheKnowsSheStillHasAJobNextYear  
MyCountryRightOrWrongWhenRightToKeepHerRightWhenWrongToPutHerRightCarlSchurz  
MyDentalHygienistIsCuteEveryTimeIVisitIEatAWholePackageOfOreoCookiesWhileWaitingInTheLobbySometimesSheHasToCancelTheRestOfTheAfternoonSAppointmentsStevenWright  
MyDeskIsNotMessyItSJustDecayingIntoALowerEnergyLevelFasterThanEveryoneElseS  
MyFellowAmericansIAmPleasedToTellYouIVeJustSignedLegislationWhichOutlawsRussiaTheBombingBeginsInFiveMinutesRonaldReagan  
MyGoodFriendTrevorBrookly  
MyHorseWasInTheLeadComingDownTheHomestretchWhenTheCaddieHadToFallOffSamuelGoldwyn  
MyHouseIsMadeOutOfBalsaWoodSoWhenIWantToScareTheNeighborhoodKidsILiftItOverMyHeadAndTellThemToGetOutOfMyYardOrILlThrowItAtThemStevenWright  
MyPessimismGoesToThePointOfSuspectingTheSincerityOfThePessimists  
NearlyAllMenCanStandAdversityButIfYouWantToTestAManSCharacterGiveHimPowerAbrahamLincoln  
NearlyEveryoneIsInFavourOfGoingToHeavenButTooManyAreHopingTheyLlLiveLongEnoughToSeeAnEasingOfTheEntranceRequirements  
NecessityIsTheMotherOfInvention  
NegotiationMayCostFarLessThanWarOrInfinitelyMoreForWarCannotCostMoreThanOneSLifeKlingonProverb  
NeverAppealToAManSBetterNatureHeMightNotHaveOneAnonymous  
NeverArgueWithAFoolPeopleMightNotKnowTheDifference  
NeverAscribeToMaliceThatWhichCanAdequatelyBeExplainedByStupidity  
NeverChaseALieLetItAloneAndItWillRunItselfToDeathICanWorkOutAGoodCharacterMuchFasterThanAnyoneCanLieMeOutOfItLymanBeecher  
NeverDoTodayWhatYouCanPutOffTillTomorrow  
NeverExplainYourFriendsDoNotNeedItAndYourEnemiesWillNotBelieveYouAnyway  
NeverFightAnInanimateObject  
NeverHateYouEnemiesItAffectsYouJudgementMichaelCorleone  
NeverHaveSexWithAnyoneInTheOfficeAlwaysWaitUntilYouGetHome  
NeverJudgeABookByItsMovie  
NeverPlayCardsWithAManCalledDocNeverEatAtAPlaceCalledMomSNeverSleepWithAWomanWhoseTroublesAreWorseThanYourOwn  
NeverPutOffUntilTomorrowWhatYouCanPutOffIndefinitely  
NeverSignAContractWithSomeoneWhomYouNeedToSignAContractWithButSignAContractAnyhowAnonymous  
NeverTellPeopleHowToDoThingsTellThemWhatToDoAndTheyWillSurpriseYouWithTheirIngenuity  
NextToBeingShotAtAndMissedNothingIsReallyQuiteAsSatisfyingAsAnIncomeTaxRefundFJRaymond  
NiceGuysFinishLast  
NilCarborundumIllegitimi  
NixonHasBeenSittingInTheWhiteHouseWhileGeorgeMcGovernHasBeenExposingHimselfToThePeopleOfTheUnitedStatesFrankLichtThenGovernorOfRhodeIslandCampaigningForMcGovernIn1972  
NoArsenalOrNoWeaponInTheArsenalsOfTheWorldIsSoFormidableAsTheWillAndMoralCourageOfFreeMenAndWomen  
NoEvilIsWithoutItsCompensationTheLessMoneyTheLessTroubleTheLessFavourTheLessEnvyEvenInThoseCasesWhichPutUsOutOfWitsItIsNotTheLossItselfButTheEstimateOfTheLossThatTroublesUsSeneca  
NoFoolCanBeSilentAtAFeast  
NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished  
NoGreatArtistEverSeesThingsAsTheyReallyAreIfHeDidHeWouldCeaseToBeAnArtist  
NoLawCanBeSacredToMeButThatOfMyNature  
NoLegacyIsSoRichAsHonesty  
NoManIsRichEnoughToBuyBackHisPast  
NoManKnowsWhatTrueHappinessIsUntilHeGetsMarriedByThenOfCourseItsTooLateAnonymous  
NoManMeansAllHeSaysAndYetVeryFewSayAllTheyMeanForWordsAreSlipperyAndThoughtIsViscousHenryBrookeAdams  
NoManSLifeLibertyOrPropertyAreSafeWhileTheLegislatureIsInSessionGideonJTucker  
NoManWillMakeAGreatLeaderWhoWantsToDoItAllHimselfOrToGetAllTheCreditForDoingItAndrewCarnegie  
NoMatterHowFarYouHaveGoneOnTheWrongRoadTurnBackTurkishProverb  
NoOneCanMakeYouFeelInferiorWithoutYourConsent  
NoOneEverWentBrokeUnderestimatingTheTasteOfTheAmericanPublic  
NoOneGossipsAboutOtherPeopleSSecretVirtues  
NoPersonWasEverHonouredForWhatHeReceivedHonourHasBeenTheRewardForWhatHeGave  
NobodyBelievesTheOfficialSpokesmanButEverybodyTrustsAnUnidentifiedSource  
NobodyCanBeSoAmusinglyArrogantAsAYoungManWhoHasJustDiscoveredAnOldIdeaAndThinksItIsHisOwn  
NobodyInFootballShouldBeCalledAGeniusAGeniusIsAGuyLikeNormanEinstein  
NobodyTripsOverMountainsItIsTheSmallPebbleThatCausesYouToStumblePassAllThePebblesInYourPathAndYouWillFindYouHaveCrossedTheMountain  
NoneAreInnocentThereAreOnlyThoseWeakEnoughToBelieveTheyAreAndThoseStrongEnoughToRevelInTheKnowledgeTheyAreNotAnonymous  
NormalIsSpendingAllDayInASickBuildingWithWindowsThatDonTOpenAndAThermostatThatIsSeasonallyDysfunctionalInOrderToMakeTheEnvironmentConsistentlyComfyAndUserFriendlyForTheMainframeComputer  
NotWhereIBreatheButWhereILoveILiveNotWhereILoveButWhereIAmIDieRobertSouthwell  
NoteIThinkItSInterestingThatOfMyFiveChildrenBothMyFifteenYearOldDaughterAndHerSixteenYearOldBrotherIndependentlyChoseThisAsTheirFavourite  
NothingArousesMoreHopeThanTheFirstFourHoursOfADiet  
NothingGivesOnePersonSoMuchAdvantageOverAnotherAsToRemainAlwaysCoolAndUnruffledUnderAllCircumstances  
NothingGreatWasEverAchievedWithoutEnthusiasm  
NothingGreatWillEverBeAchievedWithoutGreatMenAndMenAreGreatOnlyIfTheyAreDeterminedToBeSoCharlesDeGaulle  
NothingInAllTheWorldIsMoreDangerousThanSincereIgnoranceAndConscientiousStupidity  
NothingIsBuiltOnStoneAllIsBuiltOnSandButWeMustBuildAsIfTheSandWereStoneJorgeLuisBorges  
NothingIsMoreCommonThanUnfulfilledPotential  
NothingIsMoreConduciveToPeaceOfMindThanNotHavingAnyOpinionsAtAll  
NothingIsParticularlyHardIfYouDivideItIntoSmallJobs  
NothingIsSoAdmirableInPoliticsAsAShortMemory  
NothingIsSoAggravatingThanCalmness  
NothingIsSufficientForThePersonWhoFindsSufficiencyTooLittle  
NothingLikeFaecalIncontinenceToClearARoom  
NowAndThenAnInnocentManIsSentToTheLegislature  
NowLikeIMPresidentItWouldBePrettyHardForSomeDrugGuyToComeIntoTheWhiteHouseAndStartOfferingItUpYouKnowIBetIfTheyDidIHopeIWouldSayHeyGetLostWeDonTWantAnyOfThatGeorgeBushTalkingAboutDrugAbuseToAGroupOfStudents  
NowWeAreTryingToGetUnemploymentToGoUpAndIThinkWeReGoingToSucceedRonaldReaganOLordHelpMeToBePureButNotYet  
NowadaysWhenOpportunityKnocksYouHaveToUnlockBothDeadboltsRemoveTheChainAndTurnOffTheBurglarAlarmAnonymous  
ObjectsInMirrorAreCloserThanTheyAppear  
ObstaclesAreThingsAPersonSeesWhenHeTakesHisEyesOffHisGoal  
ObstaclesAreThoseFrightfulThingsYouSeeWhenYouTakeYourEyesOffTheGoal  
ObviouslyIDidnTDoBetterThanLastYearButIEqualledItWhichIsGoodAsDoingBetterColinMontgomerie  
OfAllTheThingsIVeLostIMissMyMindTheMostAnonymous  
OfCourseTheUSConstitutionIsnTPerfectButItSALotBetterThanWhatWeHaveNowAnonymous  
OftenWhenIAmReadingAGoodBookIStopAndThankMyTeacherThatIsIUsedToUntilSheGotAnUnlistedNumberAnonymous  
OhAWondrousBirdIsThePelicanHisBeakHoldsMoreThanHisBelicanHeStoresInHisBeakFoodEnoughForAWeekButILlBeDarnedIfIKnowHowTheHelicanDixonLarnierMerritt  
OhAndHereComesCaddickToBowlAgainFromThePavilionEndAgainWellIDonTSupposeHeLlMindIfIReadTheScoresBetweenHisBallsHenryBlofeldBBCRadio  
OhLifeIsAGloriousCycleOfSongAMedleyOfExtemporaneaAndLoveIsAThingThatCanNeverGoWrongAndIAmMarieOfRoumaniaDorothyParker  
OkayOurFocusAreBabiesBingBredForSatanicSacrificeControversialToSayTheLeastUnbelievableToSayTheLeastDisgustingToSayTheLeastWeLlBeRifhtBackGeraldoRivera  
OnBehalfOfAllOfYouIWantToExpressMyAppreciationForThisTremendouslyWarmRecessionRonBrown  
OnTheContinentPeopleHaveGoodFoodInEnglandPeopleHaveGoodTableManners  
OnTheEdgeOfDestinyYouMustTestYourStrengthBillyBishop  
OnTheSoftBedOfLuxuryMostKingdomsHaveExpired  
OnTheWholeHumanBeingsWantToBeGoodButNotToGoodAndNotQuiteAllTheTimeGeorgeOrwell  
OneDoesNotDiscoverNewLandsWithoutConsentingToLoseSightOfTheShoreForAVeryLongTime  
OneEssentialToSuccessIsThatYouDesireBeAnAllObsessingOneYourThoughtsAndAimsBeCoOrdinatedAndYourEnergyBeConcentratedAndAppliedWithoutLetupAnonymous  
OneHorseLaughIsWorthTenThousandSyllogismsItIsNotOnlyMoreEffectiveItIsAlsoVastlyMoreIntelligent  
OneLivesInTheHopeOfBecomingAMemory  
OneManWithCourageMakesAMajority  
OneOfTheGreatArtsOfEscapingSuperfluousUneasinessIsToFreeOurMindsFromTheHabitOfComparingOurConditionsWithThoseOfLifeAreMoreBountifullyBestowed  
OneOfTheGreatestPiecesOfEconomicWisdomIsToKnowWhatYouDoNotKnow  
OneOfThePleasantestThingsInTheWorldIsGoingOnAJourneyButILikeToGoByMyself  
OneOughtToHaveAGoodMemoryWhenHeHasToldALie  
OneShouldDiesProudlyWhenItIsNoLongerPossibleToLiveProudly  
OneSometimesFindsAdviceAboutLifeInTheOddestPlacesISawAPlasticBagTheOtherDayThatWarnedMeToAvoidDangerOfSuffocationKeepAwayFromBabiesAndSmallChildrenAndTheyAlwaysSeemedSoCuteAndHarmlessFredWamsley  
OneWasNeverMarriedAndThatSHisHellAnotherIsAndThatSHisPlagueRobertBurton  
OneWordSumsUpProbablyTheResponsibilityOfAnyVicePresidentAndThatOneWordIsToBePreparedJDanforthQuayle  
OnlyAimToDoYourDutyAndMankindWillGiveYouCreditWhereYouFailThomasJefferson  
OnlyTheWinnersDecideWhatWereWarCrimes  
OnlyThoseThingsAreBeautifulWhichAreInspiredByMadnessAndWrittenByReason  
OnlyThoseWhoDareToFailGreatlyCanEverAchieveGreatly  
OnlyThoseWhoRiskGoingTooFarCanPossiblyFindOutHowFarOneCanGo  
OpinionsFoundedOnPrejudiceAreAlwaysSustainedWithTheGreatestViolence  
OpportunityDoesNotKnockItPresentsItselfWhenYouBeatDownTheDoorKyleChandler  
OpportunityIsMissedByMostPeopleBecauseItIsDressedInOverallsAndLooksLikeWorkThomasAEdison  
OrderYourSummerSuitBecauseIsBigRushWeWillExecuteCustomersInStrictRotation  
OriginalityIsTheFineArtOfRememberingWhatYouHearButForgettingWhereYouHeardIt  
OssieSaidHeWasTheManHeWantedIDonTRememberHimFromTheWorldCupButIAmSureHeImpressedMe  
OurHighRespectForAWellReadManIsPraiseEnoughOfLiterature  
OurProgressAsANationCanBeNoSwifterThanOurProgressInEducation  
OursIsAWorldOfNuclearGiantsAndEthicalInfantsIfWeContinueToDevelopOurTechnologyWithoutWisdomOrPrudenceOurServantMayProveToBeOurExecutionerGeneralOmarBradley  
OverSeriousnessIsAWarningSignForMediocrityAndBureaucraticThinkingPeopleWhoAreSeriouslyCommittedToMasteryAndHighPerformanceAreSecureEnoughToLightenUp  
PatienceAndFortitudeConquerAllThings  
PatriotismIsTheLastRefugeOfTheScoundrel  
PeaceInInternationalAffairsAPeriodOfCheatingBetweenTwoPeriodsOfFightingAnonymous  
PeaceIsNeverAWallThatSeparatesItIsABridgeWhichUnitesDrGeorgeCarey  
PeopleAreLonelyBecauseTheyBuildWallsInsteadOfBridges  
PeopleBuyIntoTheLeaderBeforeTheyBuyIntoTheVision  
PeopleDonTAskForFactsInMakingUpTheirMindsTheyWouldRatherHaveOneGoodSoulSatisfyingEmotionThanADozenFactsRobertKeithLeavitt  
PeopleNeedReligionItSAVehicleForAMoralTraditionACrucialRoleNothingCanTakeItsPlace  
PeopleSeldomKnowWhatTheyWantUntilYouGiveThemWhatTheyAskFor  
PeopleThatAreReallyVeryWeirdCanGetIntoSensitivePositionsAndHaveATremendousImpactOnHistory  
PeopleWhoAreAgainstSeatsBemoanTheLackOfSingingAtHighburyButIRemember00DrawsUnderDonHoweWhenThereWasnTMuchSingingEither  
PeopleWhoCannotRecogniseAPalpableAbsurdityAreVeryMuchInTheWayOfCivilisation  
PeopleWhoKnowLittleAreUsuallyGreatTalkersWhileMenWhoKnowMuchSayLittleJeanJacquesRousseau  
PeopleWithNarrowMindsUsuallyHaveBroadTongues  
PepsiBringsYourAncestorsBackFromTheGraveAdSloganPepsiComesAliveAsOriginallyTranslatedIntoChinese  
PerhapsItIsBetterToBeIrresponsibleAndRightThanToBeResponsibleAndWrong  
PettyLawsBreedGreatCrimes  
PhilosophyIsAGameWithObjectivesAndNoRulesMathematicsIsAGameWithRulesAndNoObjectives  
PhysicsIsnTAReligionIfItWereWeDHaveAMuchEasierTimeRaisingMoneyLeonLederman  
PickBattlesBigEnoughToMatterSmallEnoughToWinJonathanKozol  
PlainWomenKnowMoreAboutMenThanBeautifulOnesDoButBeautifulWomenDonTNeedToKnowAboutMenItSTheMenWhoHaveToKnowAboutBeautifulWomen  
PlantsDoNotHaveThePowerOfLocomotionExceptPerhapsForKudzu  
PleaseDonTAskMeWhatTheScoreIsIMNotEvenSureWhatTheGameIsAshleighBrilliant  
PleaseProvideTheDateOfYourDeath  
PoliticiansAreTheSameAllOverTheyPromiseToBuildBridgesEvenWhenThereAreNoRivers  
PoliticsIsNotABadProfessionIfYouSucceedThereAreManyRewardsIfYouDisgraceYourselfYouCanAlwaysWriteABookRonaldReagan  
PoliticsIsNotTheArtOfThePossibleItConsistsInChoosingBetweenTheDisastrousAndTheUnpalatable  
PoliticsIsWarWithoutBloodshedWhileWarIsPoliticsWithBloodshed  
PoliticsWouldBeAHelluvaGoodBusinessIfItWerenTForTheGoddamnedPeople  
PossessionsOutwardSuccessPublicityLuxuryToMeTheseHaveAlwaysBeenContemptibleIBelieveThatASimpleAndUnassumingMannerOfLifeIsBestForEveryOneBestForBothTheBodyAndTheMindAlbertEinstein  
PowerAlwaysHasToBeKeptInCheckPowerExercisedInSecretEspeciallyUnderTheCloakOfNationalSecurityIsDoublyDangerousWilliamProxmire  
PowerTendsToCorruptAndAbsolutePowerCorruptsAbsolutely  
PracticalPeopleWouldBeMorePracticalIfTheyWouldTakeALittleMoreTimeForDreaming  
PracticeIsTheBestOfAllInstructors  
PreferALossToADishonestGainTheOneBringsPainAtTheMomentTheOtherForAllTimeChilton  
ProfessorAnthonyClareYouWereAnOnlyChildDoYouKnowWhyUriGellerMyParentsDidnTHaveAnyOtherChildren  
ProgrammingTodayIsARaceBetweenSoftwareEngineersStrivingToBuildBiggerAndBetterIdiotProofProgramsAndTheUniverseTryingToProduceBiggerAndBetterIdiotsSoFarTheUniverseIsWinningRichCook  
ProperBehaviorMeansAlwaysGivingTheAppearanceOfUnperturbedGraceThisAppearanceIsMuchEasierToAchieveIfYouReallyDonTCareAboutAnythingThisIsWhyPeopleAlwaysSeemToBeOnTheirBestBehaviorRightBeforeTheyCommitSuicide  
ProsperityIsAGreatTeacherAdversityAGreater  
PrudenceWhichDegeneratesIntoTimidityIsVerySeldomThePathToSafety  
PsychiatristsSayThatOneOutOfFourPeopleIsMentallyIllCheckThreeFriendsIfTheyReOKYouReItAnonymous  
PublicOfficeIsTheLastRefugeOfAScoundrel  
PublicSpeakingIsVeryEasy  
PutNotYourTrustInPrincesBureaucratsOrGeneralsTheyWillPleadExpedienceWhileSpillingYourBloodFromASafeDistanceNiccolMachiavelli  
PutTwoOrThreeMenInPositionsOfConflictingAuthorityThisWillForceThemToWorkAtLoggerheadsAllowingYouToBeTheUltimateArbiterFranklinDRoosevelt  
PutYourHandOnAHotStoveForAMinuteAndItSeemsLikeAnHourSitWithAPrettyGirlForAnHourAndItSeemsLikeAMinuteThatSRelativityAlbertEinstein  
QHowDoYouSpellOnomatopoeiaATheWayItSoundsAnonymous  
QWhatDoYouGetWhenYouCrossAnEthernetWithAnIncomeStatementAALocalAreaNetworth  
QuiteFranklyTeachersAreTheOnlyProfessionThatTeachesOurChildrenJDanforthQuayle  
RazorsPainYouRiversAreDampAcidsStainYouDrugsCauseCrampGunsArenTLawfulNoosesGiveGasSmellsAwfulYouMayAsWellLive  
ReNeilGaimanAndModernComicsTheWordMasturbateWasCensoredOutOfOneOfTheStoriesHeSaidKarenBergerToldHimItIsOfficialPolicyPeopleDonTMasturbateInTheDCUniverseToWhichNeilRepliedThatSWhyTheyAllWearFunnyCo  
ReaderSupposeYouWereAnIdiotAndSupposeYouWereAMemberOfCongressButIRepeatMyselfMarkTwain  
ReadingMakethAFullManConferenceAReadyManAndWritingAnExactManAnonymous  
RealKnowledgeIsToKnowTheExtentOfOneSIgnorance  
RealPovertyIsLessAStateOfIncomeThanAStateOfMind  
ReasonHasMoonsButMoonsNotHersLieMirroredOnHerSeaConfoundingHerAstronomersButOhDelightingMeAnonymous  
ReasonOftenMakesMistakesButConscienceNeverDoesJoshBillings  
ReligionIsADefenseAgainstTheExperienceOfGod  
ReligionIsTheOpiumOfTheMasses  
ReligiousViewsOfLifeTaoismShitHappensConfucianismConfuciusSayShitHappensBuddhismIfShitHappensItIsnTReallyShitZenWhatIsTheSoundOfShitHappeningHinduismThisShitHappenedBeforeIslamIfShitHappensItIsTheWAnonymous  
RepublicanParentsHaveNoProblemBuyingTheirKidsToyGunsDemocratsRefuseToDoSoThatIsWhyTheirKidsPretendToShootEachOtherWithDolls  
RepublicansUnderstandTheImportanceOfBondageBetweenAMotherAndChild  
ResultsWhyManIHaveGottenALotOfResultsIKnowSeveralThousandThingsThatWonTWorkThomasAEdison  
RetractionTheGreekSpecialIsAHuge18InchPizzaAndNotAHuge18InchPenisAsDescribedInAnAddBlondieSPizzaWouldLikeToApologiseForAnyConfusionFridaySAdMayHaveCausedCorrectionPrintedInTheDailyCalifornian  
RewardsAndPunishmentsAreTheLowestFormOfEducation  
RomeWasNotImplementedInADay  
RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlueSomePoemsRhymeAnonymous  
SaintValentineWasMartyredAfterAllProbablyBySinglePeopleKarenNorteman  
SchoolIsWhereYouGoBetweenWhenYourParentsCanTTakeYouAndIndustryCanTTakeYou  
ScienceMayHaveFoundACureForMostEvilsButItHasFoundNoRemedyForTheWorstOfThemAllTheApathyOfHumanBeings  
ServiceToOthersIsTheRentYouPayForYourRoomHereOnEarth  
SexIsHereditaryIfYourParentsNeverHadItChancesAreYouWonTEitherJosephFischer  
SexWithoutLoveIsAnEmptyExperienceButAsEmptyExperiencesGoItSOneOfTheBestWoodyAllen  
ShakeOffAllTheFearsOfServilePrejudicesUnderWhichWeakMindsAreServilityCrouchedFixReasonFirmlyInHerSeatAndCallOnHerTribunalForEveryFactEveryOpinionQuestionWithBoldnessEvenTheExistenceOfAGodBecauseIfThereBeOThomasJefferson  
ShallowMenBelieveInLuckStrongMenBelieveInCauseAndEffect  
ShootForTheMoonEvenIfYouMissItYouWillLandAmongTheStars  
ShowMeAThoroughlySatisfiedManAndIWillShowYouAFailureThomasAEdison  
SimplyTheThingIAmShallMakeMeLive  
SinHasManyToolsButALieIsTheHandleThatFitsThemAllOliverWendellHolmes  
SinceWhenWasAGeniusFoundRespectable  
SirAreYouGoingToFireTheEmployeeWhoMadeAMistakeThatCostTheCompany600000NoIJustSpent600000TrainingHimWhyWouldIWantFireSomebodyWithHisExperienceTomWatson  
SkiingTheArtOfCatchingColdAndGoingBrokeWhileRapidlyHeadingNowhereAtGreatPersonalRisk  
SmokingIsOneOfTheLeadingCausesOfStatistics  
SoLittleDoneSoMuchToDoCecilRhodes  
SoUnluckyThatHeRunsIntoAccidentsWhichStartedOutToHappenToSomebodyElse  
SomeCallItEvolutionAndOthersCallItGod  
SomeMenAreBornMediocreSomeMenAchieveMediocrityAndSomeMenHaveMediocrityThrustUponThemJosephHeller  
SomeMenSeeThingsAsTheyAreAndSayWhyIDreamThingsThatNeverWereAndSayWhyNotRobertFKennedy  
SomePeopleMakeThingsHappenSomeWatchWhileThingsHappenAndSomeWonderWhatHappenedAnonymous  
SomePeopleMarchToTheBeatOfADifferentDrummerAndSomePeopleTango  
SomehowLiberalsHaveBeenUnableToAcquireFromBirthWhatConservativesSeemToBeEndowedWithAtBirthNamelyAHealthyScepticismOfThePowersOfGovernmentToDoGoodDanielMoynihan  
SomethingToldDorothySheWasnTInKansasAnymoreMaybeItWasTheColourOfTheSkyMaybeItWasTheSmellInTheAirMaybeItWasTheRoadSignThatSaidWelcomeToMissouriAnonymous  
SometimesACigarIsJustACigar  
SometimesDemocracyMustBeBathedInBlood  
SorryButMyKarmaJustRanOverYourDogmaAnonymous  
SpeakingMuchIsASignOfVanityForHeThatIsLavishWithWordsIsANiggardInDeedSirWalterRaleigh  
SpokenLanguageIsMerelyASeriesOfSqueaks  
StandingInTheMiddleOfTheRoadIsVeryDangerousYouGetKnockedDownByTrafficFromBothSides  
StartEveryDayOffWithASmileAndGetItOverWith  
StatisticsAreLikeABikiniWhatTheyRevealIsSuggestiveButWhatTheyConcealIsVitalAaronLevenstein  
StatusQuoLatinForTheMessWeReInAnonymous  
StrengthIsAMatterOfTheMadeUpMind  
StrengthLiesNotInDefenceButInAttack  
SuccessDoesNotConsistInNeverMakingMistakesButInNeverMakingTheSameOneASecondTime  
SuccessInMarriageIsNotSoMuchFindingTheRightPersonAsItIsBeingTheRightPerson  
SuccessIsTheSoleEarthlyJudgeOfRightAndWrong  
TactIsTheAbilityToDescribeOthersAsTheySeeThemselves  
TakeABreathAlInhaleJDanforthQuaylePolitelyCuttingOffSenatorAlGoreDuringTheVPDebateInAtlanta  
TakeYourLifeInYourOwnHandsAndWhatHappensATerribleThingNoOneToBlame  
TalkSenseToAFoolAndHeCallsYouFoolish  
TeenagersArePeopleWhoExpressABurningDesireToBeDifferentByDressingExactlyAlike  
TelevisionAMediumSoCalledBecauseItIsNeitherRareNorWellDone  
TelevisionIsTheFirstTrulyDemocraticCultureTheFirstCultureAvailableToEverybodyAndEntirelyGovernedByWhatThePeopleWantTheMostTerrifyingThingIsWhatPeopleDoWant  
TenPeopleWhoSpeakMakeMoreNoiseThanTenThousandWhoAreSilent  
ThatGovernmentIsBestWhichGovernsLeast  
ThatGovernmentIsBestWhichGovernsTheLeastBecauseItsPeopleDisciplineThemselvesThomasJefferson  
ThatSOneSmallStepForManOneGiantLeapForMankindNeilArmstrong  
TheAcademicCommunityHasInItTheBiggestConcentrationOfAlarmistsCranksAndExtremistsThisSideOfTheGiggleHouseWilliamFBuckleyJr  
TheAdvertisementIsTheMostTruthfulPartOfANewspaper  
TheAmericanPeopleWouldNotWantToKnowOfAnyMisquotesThatJDanforthQuayleMayOrMayNotMake  
TheArtOfBecomingWiseIsTheArtOfKnowingWhatToOverlook  
TheAvalancheHasAlreadyStartedItIsTooLateForThePebblesToVoteAmbassadorKoshNaranekOfTheVorlonEmpireBabylon5  
TheBasicDifferenceBetweenAnOrdinaryPersonAndAWarriorIsThatAWarriorTakesEverythingAsAChallengeWhileAnOrdinaryPersonTakesEverythingAsABlessingOrACurse  
TheBasicFactAboutHumanExistenceIsNotThatItIsATragedyButThatItIsABoreHenryLouisMencken  
TheBestExecutiveIsTheOneWhoHasSenseEnoughToPickGoodMenToDoWhatHeWantsDoneAndSelfRestraintEnoughToKeepFromMeddlingWithThemWhileTheyDoItTheodoreRoosevelt  
TheBestIsTheEnemyOfTheGood  
TheBestUseOfLifeIsToSpendItForSomethingThatOutlastsLife  
TheBestWayToGetABadLawRepealedIsToEnforceItStrictly  
TheBibleIsNotMyBookAndChristianityIsNotMyReligionICouldNeverGiveAssentToTheLongComplicatedStatementsOfChristianDogmaAbrahamLincoln  
TheBigMajorityOfAmericansWhoAreComparativelyWellOffHaveDevelopedAnAbilityToHaveEnclavesOfPeopleLivingInTheGreatestMiseryWithoutAlmostNoticingThemGunnarMyrdal  
TheBreakfastOfChampionsIsNotCerealItSTheOppositionNickSeitz  
TheBrighterYouAreTheMoreYouHaveToLearnDonHerold  
TheCameraCannotLieButItCanBeAnAccessoryToUntruth  
TheCarHasBecomeAnItemOfDressWithoutWhichWeFeelUncertainUncladAndIncompleteInTheUrbanCompoundMarshallMcLuhan  
TheCaribouLoveItTheyRubAgainstItAndTheyHaveBabiesThereAreMoreCaribouInAlaskaThanYouCanShakeAStickAtGeorgeBushOnTheAlaskaPipeline  
TheCaseHasBeenGoingOnForSoLongThatIVeForgottenWhetherIMReallyInnocentOrGuilty  
TheCavaliersWrongButWromanticTheRoundheadsRightButRepulsive  
TheCheerfulLoserIsTheWinner  
TheChiefProductOfAnAutomatedSocietyIsAWidespreadAndDeepeningSenseOfBoredom  
TheCookWasAGoodCookAsCooksGoAndAsGoodCooksGoSheWentSakiHHMunro  
TheCoupleOfTimesIVePlayedWithCornettosTheFingerHolesSeemedCompletelyIrrelevantToWhatNoteCameOutTheEndBillSommerfeld  
TheCureForBoredomIsCuriosityThereIsNoCureForCuriosity  
TheDangerFromComputersIsNotThatTheyWillEventuallyGetAsSmartAsMenButThatWeWillMeanwhileAgreeToMeetThemHalfwayBernardAvishai  
TheDeathOfDemocracyIsNotLikelyToBeAnAssassinationFromAmbushItWillBeASlowExtinctionFromApathyIndifferenceAndUnderNourishmentRobertHutchins  
TheDeclineOfLiteratureIndicatesTheDeclineOfANation  
TheDeepestPrincipleInHumanNatureIsTheCravingToBeAppreciated  
TheDestructionItIsJustVeryHeartRenderingJDanforthQuayleAttemptingToSayTheSFEarthquakeWreckageWasHeartRending  
TheDifferenceBetweenASuccessfulPersonAndOthersIsNotALackOfStrengthNotALackOfKnowledgeButRatherALackOfWillVinceLombardi  
TheDifferenceBetweenSexAndDeathIsThatWithDeathYouCanDoItAloneAndNoOneIsGoingToMakeFunOfYou  
TheDoerAloneLearneth  
TheDwarfSeesFurtherThanTheGiantWhenHeHasTheGiantSShoulderToMountSTColeridge  
TheEndMoveInPoliticsIsAlwaysToPickUpAGun  
TheEndOfLabourIsToGainLeisure  
TheEnglishAreADifferentRaceTheyAreNeverBeatenBecauseOfTheirIndestructibleBeliefInTheirOwnSuperiority  
TheEnglishCountryGentlemanGallopingAfterAFoxTheUnspeakableInFullPursuitOfTheUneatable  
TheExtremeAlwaysSeemsToMakeAnImpression  
TheFartherBackYouCanLookTheFartherForwardYouAreLikelyToSeeWinstonChurchill  
TheFewerTheFactsTheStrongerTheOpinionArnoldHGlasow  
TheFinalTestOfALeaderIsThatHeLeavesBehindHimInOtherMenTheConvictionAndTheWillToCarryOn  
TheFirstDutyOfARevolutionaryIsToGetAwayWithIt  
TheFirstHalfOfOurLivesIsRuinedByOurParentsAndTheSecondHalfByOurChildrenClarenceDarrow  
TheFirstSignOfANervousBreakdownIsWhenYouStartThinkingYourWorkIsTerriblyImportant  
TheFruitDerivedFromLabourIsTheSweetestOfAllPleasures  
TheFutureIsLikeHeavenEveryoneExaltsItButNoOneWantsToGoThereNowJamesBaldwin  
TheFutureWillBeBetterTomorrow  
TheGeniusOfTheAmericanSystemIsThatThroughFreedomWeHaveCreatedExtraordinaryResultsFromPlainOrdinaryPeople  
TheGoalOfScienceIsToBuildBetterMousetrapsTheGoalOfNatureIsToBuildBetterMice  
TheGoldenRuleIsThatThereAreNoGoldenRules  
TheGreatMassesOfThePeopleWillMoreEasilyFallVictimsToABigLieThanToASmallOne  
TheGreaterThePowerTheMoreDangerousTheAbuseEdmundBurke  
TheGreatestMistakeYouCanMakeIsToBeContinuallyFearingYouWillMakeOne  
TheGreatestPartOfOurHappinessDependsOnOurDispositionsNotOurCircumstancesMarthaWashington  
TheGreatestThreatTowardsFutureIsIndifference  
TheHarderYouWorkTheLuckierYouGetGaryPlayer  
TheHardestOfAllIsLearningToBeAWellOfAffectionAndNotAFountainToShowThemThatWeLoveThemNotWhenWeFeelLikeItButWhenTheyDoNanFairbrother  
TheHeatedMindResentsTheChillTouchAndRelentlessScrutinyOfLogic  
TheHighCostOfLivingHasnTAffectedItsPopularity  
TheHolocaustWasAnObscenePeriodInOurNationSHistoryIMeanInThisCenturySHistoryButWeAllLivedInThisCenturyIDidnTLiveInThisCentury  
TheHumanMindOrdinarilyOperatesAtOnlyTenPercentOfItsCapacityTheRestIsOverheadForTheOperatingSystem  
TheHumanRaceHasOneReallyEffectiveWeaponAndThatIsLaughterMarkTwain  
TheHumanRaceIsFacedWithACruelChoiceWorkOrDaytimeTelevision  
TheHungerForLoveIsMuchMoreDifficultToRemoveThanTheHungerForBread  
TheIdeaThatThePublicInterestSupersedesPrivateInterestsAndRightsCanHaveButOneMeaningThatTheInterestsAndRightsOfSomeIndividualsTakePrecedenceOverTheInterestsAndRightsOfOthers  
TheIllegalWeDoImmediatelyTheUnconstitutionalTakesALittleLonger  
TheImaginaryFriendsIHadAsAKidDroppedMeBecauseTheirFriendsThoughtIDidnTExist  
TheImportantThingIsNotToStopQuestioning  
TheInherentViceOfCapitalismIsTheUnequalSharingOfBlessingsTheInherentVirtueOfSocialismIsTheEqualSharingOfMiseries  
TheInjuryToAManMustBeSuchThatWeNeedNotFearHisVengeanceNiccoloMachiavelli  
TheInvariableMarkOfWisdomIsToSeeTheMiraculousInTheCommon  
TheIssueOfRaceCouldBenefitFromAPeriodOfBenignNeglect  
TheKeyToSuccessfulLeadershipTodayIsInfluenceNotAuthorityKennethBlanchard  
TheLawIsNotALightForYouOrAnyManToSeeByTheLawIsNotAnInstrumentOfAnyKindTheLawIsACausewayUponWhichSoLongAsHeKeepsToItACitizenMayWalkSafelyRobertBolt  
TheLawgiverOfAllBeingsMostOwesTheLawAllegianceHeOfAllMenShouldBehaveAsThoughTheLawCompelledHimButItIsTheUniversalWeaknessOfMankindThatWhatWeAreGivenToAdministerWePresentlyImagineWeOwnHerbertGeorgeWells  
TheLiarSPunishmentIsNotInTheLeastThatHeIsNotBelievedButThatHeCannotBelieveAnyoneElseGeorgeBernardShaw  
TheLifeOfEveryManIsADiaryInWhichHeMeansToWriteOneStoryAndWritesAnotherJamesMatthewBarrie  
TheLightAtTheEndOfTheTunnelIsUsuallyANoExitSignAnonymous  
TheLittleIKnowIOweToMyIgnoranceSachaGuitry  
TheLongerILiveTheMoreConvincingProofsISeeOfThisTruthThatGodGovernsInTheAffairsOfMenAndIfASparrowCannotFallToTheGroundWithoutHisNoticeIsItProbableThatAnEmpireCanRiseWithoutHisAidBenjaminFranklin  
TheLongerYouStayInTheMallTheLongerYourChildrenWillHaveToListenToHolidaySongsOnTheMallPublicAddressSystemAndManyOfTheseSongsCanDamageChildrenEmotionallyForExampleFrostyTheSnowmanIsAboutASnowmanWhoBefriendsDaveBarry  
TheLordSPrayerIs66WordsTheGettysburgAddressIs286WordsAndThereAre1322WordsInTheDeclarationOfIndependenceYetGovernmentRegulationsOnTheSaleOfCabbageTotal26911WordsDavidMcIntosh  
TheLossOfLifeWillBeIrreplaceable  
TheLoyalistsSayTheyWonTJustLieDownAndWalkAwayDennisMurrayBBC1  
TheManWhoGetsTheMostSatisfactoryResultsIsNotAlwaysTheManWithTheMostBrilliantSingleMindButRatherTheManWhoCanBestCoOrdinateTheBrainsAndTalentsOfHisAssociatesWAltonJones  
TheManWhoIsDeniedTheOpportunityOfTakingDecisionsOfImportanceBeginsToRegardAsImportantTheDecisionsHeIsAllowedToTake  
TheManWhoReadsNothingAtAllIsBetterEducatedThanTheManWhoReadsNothingButNewspapers  
TheManWhoStrikesFirstAdmitsThatHisIdeasHaveGivenOut  
TheMeasureOfAManIsWhatHeDoesWithPower  
TheMindHasItsOwnLogicButDoesNotOftenLetOthersInOnIt  
TheMissusSaysThatIfSomeoneInTheStreetDoesnTRecogniseMeIGoBackAndTellThemWhoIAmRonAtkinson  
TheModernConservativeIsEngagedInOneOfManSOldestExercisesInMoralPhilosophyThatIsTheSearchForASuperiorMoralJustificationForSelfishnessJohnKennethGalbraith  
TheMoreSinsYouConfessTheMoreBooksYouWillSellAnonymous  
TheMoreThingsAManIsAshamedOfTheMoreRespectableHeIsGeorgeBernardShaw  
TheMostImportantPersuasionToolYouHaveInYourEntireArsenalIsIntegrity  
TheMostImportantSingleIngredientInTheFormulaOfSuccessIsKnowingHowToGetAlongWithPeople  
TheMostImportantThingAboutHavingGoalsIsHavingOne  
TheMostImportantThingsToDoInTheWorldAreToGetSomethingToEatSomethingToDrinkAndSomebodyToLoveYouBrandanBehan  
TheMostIncomprehensibleThingAboutTheWorldIsThatItIsComprehensible  
TheMostLikelyWayForTheWorldToBeDestroyedMostExpertsAgreeIsByAccidentThatSWhereWeComeInWeReComputerProfessionalsWeCauseAccidentsNathanielBorenstein  
TheMostSuccessfulPoliticianIsHeWhoSaysWhatEverybodyIsThinkingMostOftenAndInTheLoudestVoice  
TheMostThoroughlyWastedOfAllDaysIsThatOnWhichOneHasNotLaughed  
TheNationWillFindItVeryHardToLookUpToTheLeadersWhoAreKeepingTheirEarsToTheGround  
TheNationalDebtIsAVeryGoodThingAndToPayItOffWouldBeDangerousForFearOfPoliticalEconomyWCSellarRJYeatman  
TheNewsIsTheOneThingTheNetworksCanPointToWithPrideEverythingElseTheyDoIsCrapAndTheyKnowIt  
TheNiceThingAboutStandardsIsThereAreSoManyToChooseFromAnonymous  
TheNumberYouHaveDialledIsImaginaryPleaseDivideBy0AndTryAgain  
TheOfficeOfGovernmentIsNotToConferHappinessButToGiveMenTheOpportunityToWorkOutHappinessForThemselvesWEChanning  
TheOlderIGrowTheMoreIDistrustTheFamiliarDoctrineThatAgeBringsWisdom  
TheOneWhoSaysItCannotBeDoneShouldNeverInterruptTheOneWhoIsDoingIt  
TheOnlyDifferenceBetweenMeAndAMadmanIsThatIAmNotMad  
TheOnlyModestThingAboutChrisEubankIsHisTalent  
TheOnlyPlaceSuccessComesBeforeWorkIsInTheDictionary  
TheOnlyReasonWeReSevenAndOhIsBecauseIsBecauseWeVeWonAllSevenOfOurGames  
TheOnlySureThingAboutLuckIsThatItWillChange  
TheOnlyThingWeHaveToFearIsFearItself  
TheOnlyTimeTheWorldBeatsAPathToYourDoorIsWhenYouAreInTheBathroom  
TheOptimistProclaimsWeLiveInTheBestOfAllPossibleWorldsAndThePessimistFearsThisIsTrue  
TheOptimistThinksThatThisIsTheBestOfAllPossibleWorldsAndThePessimistKnowsItJRobertOppenheimer  
TheOtherDayIWasWalkingMyDogAroundMyBuildingOnTheLedgeSomePeopleAreAfraidOfHeightsNotMeIMAfraidOfWidthsStevenWright  
ThePaperBurnsButTheWordsFlyAwayBenJosephAkiba  
ThePastIsAForeignCountryTheyDoThingsDifferentlyThere  
ThePendulumOfTheMindAlternatesBetweenSenseAndNonsenseNotBetweenRightAndWrongCarlJung  
ThePhilosophyExamWasAPieceOfCakeWhichWasABitOfASurpriseActuallyBecauseIWasExpectingSomeQuestionsOnASheetOfPaperAnonymous  
ThePredicateHereIsMoreOpennessAssertedAWhiteHouseOfficialWhoAskedNotToBeIdentifiedAnonymousWhiteHouseOfficial  
ThePresidentIsGoingToBenefitFromMeReportingDirectlyToHimWhenIArrive  
ThePriceOfGreatnessIsResponsibility  
ThePriceWorksSoWellSoEfficientlyThatWeAreNotAwareOfItMostOfTheTimeMiltonFriedman  
ThePrincipalFactOfLifeIsOfCourseDeathEvenVeryYoungChildrenNeedToBeInformedAboutDyingExplainTheConceptOfDeathVeryCarefullyToYourChildThisWillMakeThreateningHimWithItMuchMoreEffectivePJORourke  
ThePurposeOfTimeIsToKeepEverythingFromHappeningAtOnceItSNotWorking  
ThePursuitOfPerfectionThenIsThePursuitOfSweetnessAndLightMatthewArnold  
TheQualityOfAPersonSLifeIsInDirectProportionToTheirCommitmentToExcellenceRegardlessOfTheirChosenFieldOfEndeavourVinceLombardi  
TheQuestionOfWhetherAComputerCanThinkIsNoMoreInterestingThanTheQuestionOfWhetherASubmarineCanSwim  
TheQuickestAndShortestWayToCrushWhateverLaurelsYouHaveWonIsForYouToRestOnThem  
TheReasonableManAdaptsHimselfToTheWorldTheUnreasonableOnePersistsInTryingToAdaptTheWorldToHimselfThereforeAllProgressDependsOnTheUnreasonableMan  
TheRelationshipBetweenCommitmentAndDoubtIsByNoMeansAnAntagonisticOneCommitmentIsHealthiestWhenItNotWithoutDoubtButInSpiteOfDoubt  
TheReleaseOfAtomicEnergyHasNotCreatedANewProblemItHasMerelyMadeMoreUrgentTheNecessityOfSolvingAnExistingOne  
TheRewardOfAThingWellDoneIsToHaveItDone  
TheRightToBeHeardDoesNotAutomaticallyIncludeTheRightToBeTakenSeriously  
TheRoadToSuccessIsAlwaysUnderConstruction  
TheSalaryOfTheChiefExecutiveOfTheLargeCorporationIsNotAMarketAwardForAchievementItIsFrequentlyInTheNatureOfAWarmPersonalGestureByTheIndividualToHimself  
TheScientistsSplitTheAtomNowTheAtomIsSplittingUs  
TheSecretOfSuccessIsConstancyToPurpose  
TheSecretOfSuccessIsSincerityOnceYouCanFakeThatYouVeGotItMade  
TheShortestWayToDoManyThingsIsToDoOnlyOneThingAtOnce  
TheSpeedOfTimeIsOneSecondPerSecond  
TheSpiritOfResistanceToGovernmentIsSoValuableOnCertainOccasionsThatIWishItToBeAlwaysKeptAlive  
TheSportsPageRecordsPeopleSAccomplishmentsTheFrontPageNothingButTheirFailures  
TheStreetsAreSafeInPhiladelphiaItSOnlyThePeopleWhoMakeThemUnsafeFrankRizzo  
TheStrongestManInTheWorldIsHeWhoStandsAlone  
TheSuccessfulRevolutionaryIsAStatesmanTheUnsuccessfulOneACriminalErichFromm  
TheSunGotConfusedAboutDaylightSavingsTimeItRoseTwiceEverythingHadTwoShadows  
TheSuperfluousAVeryNecessaryThingFrancisMVoltaire  
TheSurestCureForVanityIsLoneliness  
TheTestOfAFirstRateIntelligenceIsTheAbilityToHoldTwoOpposingIdeasInMindAtTheSameTimeAndStillRetainTheAbilityToFunction  
TheTestOfTheMoralityOfASocietyIsWhatItDoesForItsChildren  
TheThingYouReallyBelieveInAlwaysHappensAndTheBeliefInAThingMakesItHappen  
TheTimeToStopARevolutionIsAtTheBeginningNotTheEndAdlaiStevenson  
TheTreeOfLibertyMustBeRefreshedFromTimeToTimeWithTheBloodOfPatriotsAndTyrantsItIsItSNaturalManure  
TheTroubleIsAllYearIHavenTHadTheAbilityToGoFasterThanPossibleChrisBoardmanBBC2  
TheTroubleWithTheRatRaceIsThatEvenIfYouWinYouReStillARatLilyTomlin  
TheTrueUseOfSpeechIsNotSoMuchToExpressOurWantsAsToConcealThem  
TheTruthIsNotAlwaysTheSameAsTheMajorityDecision  
TheTruthIsRarelyPureAndNeverSimpleOscarWilde  
TheTruthThatSurvivesIsSimplyTheLieThatIsPleasantestToBelieve  
TheTwelveMonthsSnowyFlowyBlowyShoweryFloweryBoweryHoppyCroppyDroppyBreezySneezeyFreezeyGeorgeEllis  
TheUltimateLeaderIsOneWhoIsWillingToDevelopPeopleToThePointThatTheySurpassHimOrHerInKnowledgeAndAbilityFredAManskeJr  
TheUltimateMeasureOfAManIsNotWhereHeStandsInMomentsOfComfortButWhereHeStandsAtTimesOfChallengeAndControversyMartinLutherKingJr  
TheVicePresidencyIsSortOfLikeTheLastCookieOnThePlateEverybodyInsistsHeWonTTakeItButSomebodyAlwaysDoesBillVaughan  
TheVictorWillNeverBeAskedIfHeToldTheTruth  
TheWayToDevelopSelfConfidenceIsToDoTheThingYouFearAndGetARecordOfSuccessfulExperiencesBehindYou  
TheWayToLoveAnythingIsToRealiseThatItMightBeLost  
TheWholeConvictionOfMyLifeNowRestsUponTheBeliefThatLonelinessFarFromBeingARareAndCuriousPhenomenonPeculiarToMyselfAndToAFewOtherSolitaryMenIsTheCentralAndInevitableFactOfHumanExistenceThomasWolfe  
TheWholeProblemWithTheWorldIsThatFoolsAndFanaticsAreAlwaysSoCertainOfThemselvesButWiserPeopleSoFullOfDoubtsBertrandRussel  
TheWillToWinIsWorthlessIfYouDonTGetPaidForIt  
TheWorldBeganWithoutManAndItWillCompleteItselfWithoutHimClaudeLeviStrauss  
TheWorldIsFullOfWillingPeopleSomeWillingToWorkTheRestWillingToLetThemRobertFrost  
TheWorstSinTowardsOurFellowCreaturesIsNotToHateThemButToBeIndifferentToThemThatSTheEssenceOfInhumanityGeorgeBernardShaw  
TheYoungDoNotKnowEnoughToBePrudentAndThereforeTheyAttemptTheImpossibleAndAchieveItGenerationAfterGenerationPearlSBuck  
ThereAre11MenSittingOnYellowCardsAndThatIsAVeryUncomfortablePositionToBeIn  
ThereAreAMillionWaysToLoseAWorkDayButNotEvenASingleWayToGetOneBackTomDeMarcoAndTimothyLister  
ThereAreFourThingsThatHoldBackHumanProgressIgnoranceStupidityCommitteesAndAccountantsCharlesJCLyall  
ThereAreNoUglyWomenOnlyLazyOnesHelenaRubenstein  
ThereAreSomeStringsTheyReJustNotAttached  
ThereAreThreeKindsOfLiesLiesDamnedLiesAndStatisticsBenjaminDisraeli  
ThereAreThreeTypesOfPeopleThoseThatCanAddUpAndThoseThatCanT  
ThereAreTruthsWhichAreNotForAllMenNorForAllTimesFrancisMVoltaire  
ThereAreTwoKindsOfLightTheGlowThatIlluminesAndTheGlareThatObscuresJamesThurber  
ThereAreTwoKindsOfTruthsSmallTruthAndGreatTruthYouCanRecogniseASmallTruthBecauseItsOppositeIsAFalsehoodTheOppositeOfAGreatTruthIsAnotherGreatTruth  
ThereAreTwoSchoolsOfThoughtOnNostradamusEither1HeHadSupernaturalPowersWhichEnabledHimToProphesyTheFutureWithUncannyAccuracyOr2HeDidForBullshitWhatStonehengeDidForRocksCecilAdams  
ThereCanBeNoJusticeSoLongAsRulesAreAbsolute  
ThereCanBeNoRealFreedomWithoutTheFreedomToFail  
ThereHasBeenAnAlarmingIncreaseInTheNumberOfThingsYouKnowNothingAbout  
ThereHasBeenInRecentYearsExcessiveEmphasisOnACitizenSRightsAndInadequateStressPutUponHisDutiesAndResponsibilities  
ThereIsALandOfTheLivingAndALandOfTheDeadAndTheBridgeIsLoveTheOnlySurvivalTheOnlyMeaningThorntonWilder  
ThereIsALawThatManShouldLoveHisNeighborAsHimselfInAFewYearsItShouldBeAsNaturalToMankindAsBreathingOrTheUprightGaitButIfHeDoesNotLearnItHeMustPerish  
ThereIsAllTheDifferenceInTheWorldBetweenTreatingPeopleEquallyAndAttemptingToMakeThemEqualWhileTheFirstIsTheConditionOfAFreeSocietyTheSecondMeansAsDeTocquevilleDescribesItANewFormOfServitudeFAHayek  
ThereIsAlwaysSomeMadnessInLoveButThereIsAlsoAlwaysSomeReasonInMadness  
ThereIsAnInverseRelationshipBetweenRelianceOnTheStateAndSelfReliance  
ThereIsEnoughInTheWorldForEveryoneSNeedButNotEnoughForEveryoneSGreedFrankBuchman  
ThereIsNoDifferenceBetweenSomeoneWhoEatsTooLittleAndSeesHeavenAndSomeoneWhoDrinksTooMuchAndSeesSnakes  
ThereIsNoDistinctlyAmericanCriminalClassExceptCongressMarkTwain  
ThereIsNoExerciseBetterForTheHeartThanReachingDownAndLiftingPeopleUp  
ThereIsNoRealWealthButTheLabourOfMan  
ThereIsNoSecurityOnThisEarthOnlyOpportunity  
ThereIsNoSuchThingAsASelfMadeManWeAreMadeUpOfThousandsOfOthersEveryoneWhoHasEverDoneAKindDeedForUsOrSpokenOneWordOfEncouragementToUsHasEnteredIntoTheMakeUpOfOurCharacterAndOfOurThoughtsAsWellAsOurGeorgeMatthewAdams  
ThereIsNoWorseLieThanATruthMisunderstoodByThoseWhoHearIt  
ThereIsNothingInThisWorldConstantButInconstancy  
ThereIsNothingPermanentExceptChange  
ThereIsNothingWrongWithAmericansExceptTheirIdealsTheRealAmericanIsAllRightItIsTheIdealAmericanWhoIsAllWrongGKChesterton  
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